vaginal yeast infection
"I need you to READ my story, as it may one day save your vagina's life!
Last night, whilst wiggle-itching my way through Kroger, I decided to purchase Miconazole 1.
I made the deposit at 11PM and hit the hay. At 2AM, my vagina spontaneously combusted! I tried to wipe/rinse/claw the satan sauce from my vag, to no avail!  I even laid spread eagle and quivering in front of a fan . 
I finally found some vagisil cooling wipes around 5AM, and subsequently passed out.
Today, my vagina is swollen 4x its natural size...I'm barely walking, but when I do, it's an awkward cowgirl shuffle. I had to use a personal day from work.
I'm applying back to back vagisil treatments, but I'm raw...so incredibly sore, swollen, and raw!"