birth control
"I've had the implant for nearly two years and while it has done its job and kept me free of pregnancy, I've menstruated every couple DAYS from this thing.  I menstruate at least three times a month, full cycles not "spotting."  My doctor told me it would even out after six months, but clearly that didn't happen.  The few times I had a week or so where I was free of blood, my next period was super heavy and lasted well over a week.  It totally killed my sex drive on top of making me bleed like a stuck pig.  I kept it this long out of laziness, and the idea of an IUD makes me queasy.  Tomorrow it's coming out, and the IUD is going in.  Queasiness aside, I'm spending a goddamn fortune on tampons and pads."