pain
"I went to the emergency room in the worst pain of my life.  The nurses kept telling me to stop moaning so loud because I was scaring the children in the ER.  I couldn’t help it much as I was delirious.  After confirming kidney stones via CT scan, the doctor gave me a IV shot of morphine.  Several minutes later he asked if my pain was better.  I noticed no difference I said.  Then a shot of Dilaudid and the pain was tolerable with a few minutes.  I could then hear the emergency room staff begin to clap because I finally stopped moaning after nearly 2 hours.  Hurray for Dilaudid."