birth control
"I've been on this birth control for almost a year and a half.  I have probably tried 8 different brands over the last 12 years and this is by far the best.  No side effects for me at all, and the best part - I haven't had a period the entire time I've been on it (I'll spot very lightly for 2 days out of the month and that's it).  I recommend it to everyone I know!"