<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliToday, alas, what comes to mind is a couple of bad baritones from the Red Army Chorus, drunk on antifreeze, trying to convince some Iraqi guy that their music stands are made of plutonium and worth a few bucks.  <response>: Leo, alas, kile kinachokuja akilini ni wanandoa wa baritoni waovu kutoka kwa kwaya ya Jeshi Nyekundu, waliolala juu ya antifreeze, wakijaribu kumshawishi mtu fulani wa Iraq kwamba vituo vyao vya muziki vimetengenezwa kwa plutonium na vina thamani ya dola chache. 