<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishLakini hapa Marekani, kuogopeshwa na eroticism ya usafiri wa umma isiyotakiwa iliyoingizwa kwako kutoka kila mwelekeo, lazima ufanye ngono ya simu ya mkononi kwenye Reli ya Long Island.  <response>: But here in America, to be creeped out by unwanted mass transit eroticism shoved at you from every direction, you must make do with loudmouthed cell phone sex on the Long Island Railroad. 