<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishIkiwa hii ingekuwa kipindi cha televisheni, ningeweza kuendesha orodha ndefu ya asante ambazo ungepuuza ukielekea jikoni kwa bia nyingine.  <response>: If this were a TV show, I could run a long list of thank-yous that youd ignore on your way to the kitchen for another beer. 