<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishKama ilivyoelezwa katika makala ya David Plotz ya Novemba 12, Sin City 1 Puritans 0 inaonyesha kwamba mimi ni mchezaji wa mpira wa miguu wa zamani wa kilo 253.  <response>: Re David Plotzs Nov. 12 article Sin City 1, Puritans 0: I am 253 pounds of big-eating ex-football player. 