<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishHuyu ni mtu mdogo, mwenye manyoya, mwenye mtazamo wa kiholanzi, mwenye kofia kubwa nyeusi, na ni mwenye kuchekesha kama yeye si Peter Stuyvesant, ambaye, kama angekuwa hai leo, angekuwa na chama cha Republican, lakini labda angeweza kuwa na ucheshi ikiwa kungoa kwa punda wa Kiyahudi.  <response>: A small, furry, ultra-observant Dutchman in a big black hat is funny if hes not Peter Stuyvesant, who, were he alive today, would probably stick with the Republican Party, but could perhaps become funny if a Jewish squirrel bit him on the ass. 