<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishTumefika mbali pamoja kutoka kwa punda wa Strom Thurmond ambayo, ingawa si bure, ni ya bei nafuu kwa kushangaza, na ikiwa teknolojia ya mtandaoni haikuwa katika utotoni wake, hivi sasa ningekuwa nikikupeni wote mzunguko wa shampoo ya zulia la bure.  <response>: Weve come a long way together from Strom Thurmonds ass which, while not free, is surprisingly affordable, and if online technology were not in its infancy, right about now Id be buying you all a round of free-range rug shampoo. 