<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliThis excuse usually appears in the form of a corporate press release, because nobody can keep a straight face when its spoken out loud.  <response>: Kwa kawaida udhuru huu huonekana katika fomu ya taarifa ya vyombo vya habari vya kampuni, kwa sababu hakuna mtu anayeweza kuweka uso thabiti wakati unasema kwa sauti. 