<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliIf this were a TV show, I could run a long list of thank-yous that youd ignore on your way to the kitchen for another beer.  <response>: Ikiwa hii ingekuwa kipindi cha televisheni, ningeweza kuendesha orodha ndefu ya asante ambazo ungepuuza ukielekea jikoni kwa bia nyingine. 