<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishKwa kawaida udhuru huu huonekana katika fomu ya taarifa ya vyombo vya habari vya kampuni, kwa sababu hakuna mtu anayeweza kuweka uso thabiti wakati unasema kwa sauti.  <response>: This excuse usually appears in the form of a corporate press release, because nobody can keep a straight face when its spoken out loud. 