<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishGenge la mauaji katika Timor Mashariki, mabomu ya mauaji katika Israel na Caucasus, tumors ya kutisha katika kichwa cha Kardinali OConnor, mfadhili mkimbizi Martin Frankel katika gereza la Holsenglaz, parade ya kukimbia inayozunguka umati wa watu na bado haipunguzi mgombea mmoja wa urais - habari nyingi na muda mdogo sana - athari ya ratiba ya majira ya joto kwenye Newsweek - ambayo, kwa bahati mbaya, unaweza kucheza wiki nzima bila kulipa kodi ya mauzo ya New York au kuoga.  <response>: Murderous gangs in East Timor, deadly bombings in Israel and the Caucasus, scary tumors in Cardinal OConnors head, fugitive financier Martin Frankel in the Holsenglacis jail, runaway parade floats plowing into the crowd and yet not crushing a single presidential candidate--so much news and so little time, the effect of the summer schedule on News Quiz--which, incidentally, you can play all week without paying New York sales tax or showering or even getting out of your Such is our end-of-summer malaise. 