<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishKama mimi kweli kumiliki modem yangu, basi mimi lazima kuwa na haki unqualified kupiga simu mahali popote, wakati wowote, na suck katika chochote ni nje ya hapo kuwa sucked.  <response>: If I really own my modem, then I must have an unqualified right to dial up anywhere, any time, and suck in whatever is out there to be sucked. 