<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishIkiwa Franke-Ruta anaamini kwa wakati wa akili kwamba tafakari za mkahawa wa Stein ni maungamo ya ngono, ikiwa hii ni kukata tamaa anayojionea kutoka kwa Kutazama Wanandoa Wanapita, basi ni bora asisome chochote.  <response>: If Franke-Ruta actually believes for a sane moment that Steins cafe reflections are erotic confessionals, if this is the frustration she experiences from Watching the Couples Go By, then she had better not read anything at all. 