<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishEdward alikuwa mpweke, bila kazi, amesimama katika kidimbwi, ambayo peeed mbwa wa mwanamke yeye fancied, filamu na ridiculed, amevaa viatu mvua kutoka hypermarket.  <response>: Edward was lonely, unemployed, standing in a puddle, into which peed the dog of a woman he fancied, filmed and ridiculed, wearing wet shoes from a hypermart. 