<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishJe, huwezi kuwa na angalau kidogo ya shaka kwamba toleo hili la matukio inaweza kuwa kidogo, vizuri, binafsi kuwahudumia - shaka nguvu kutosha kukupeleka kwa maktaba ya chuo kikuu kuona kama ukweli kuangalia nje?  <response>: Wouldnt you have at least a slight suspicion that this version of events might be a bit, well, self-serving--a suspicion strong enough to send you to a college library to see whether the facts check out? 