<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishKama kuna shule za uandishi wa ubunifu mbinguni, au ikiwa haipo, waandishi, tunaweza kutumaini kwamba Yesu angejifunza jinsi ya kuboresha sentensi mbaya kama hizo.  <response>: If only there were creative writing schools in Heaven, or failing that, editors, we could hope that Jesus would learn how to improve on awful sentences like that. 