<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliI could be wrong about all this, and I dont want to fall into my old buddy H. L. Menckens simple solutions trap, but thats a heap of money, and I think this one deserves some prompt consideration by the folks at postal HQ!  <response>: Hata hivyo, ni vigumu kuamini kwamba kuna kitu ambacho H.L. Mencken aliandika, Hiyo ni pesa nyingi sana, na nadhani hii inastahili kuzingatia haraka na watu wa posta! 