<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliSimilarly, it is the odd juxtaposition of references that makes News Quiz responses so perversely click for more, and you really should because theres terrific stuff on Page 2 Susan Sontag and Michael Jacksons ass, glue sniffing and the ruble, IPOs and Adam Sandler, MacGyver and 1998.  <response>: Kama ilivyo kwa kuweka kwa pamoja kwa vifungu vya habari, majibu ya maswali ya habari ni ya kushangaza sana na unapaswa kufanya hivyo kwa sababu kuna vitu vya kushangaza kwenye ukurasa wa 2 Susan Sontag na Michael Jackson, kunusa gundi na ruble, IPO na Adam Sandler, MacGyver na 1998. 