<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishKama ningekuambia mawazo yangu, mara ya kwanza kabisa uliona Mheshimiwa Alfred Inglethorp kwamba mtu mwenye busara ingekuwa katika idiom yako hivyo expressive smelt a rat!  <response>: If I had told you my ideas, the very first time you saw Mr. Alfred Inglethorp that astute gentleman would have in your so expressive idiom smelt a rat! 