<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishJohn Heilpern wa gazeti la New York Observer anasema: Hii ni hadithi ndefu sana, yenye uzito sana kwa ajili ya hadithi yenye kuelimisha ambayo sikuzote ilikuwa nyembamba.  <response>: The New York Observer s John Heilpern says its too long, too weighty for a somewhat preachy story that was always slender. 