<prompt> Translate the following text to EnglishHii ni kama kitu ambacho gazeti la The New Yorker linaweza kuweka chini ya ukurasa, chini ya kichwa cha habari Matangazo ambayo tunashuku yametolewa kweli.  <response>: These sound like the kind of thing that The New Yorker might put at the bottom of a page, under the headline Pronouncements We Doubt Really Got Pronounced. 