<prompt> Translate the following text to Swahiliinspired reactions from both sides of the table, ranging from Yes, thats exactly it to Call me a cynic, but I aint quitting a job for a f--k unless Im SURE its love and even then, dammit, HE can quit.  <response>: Mimi nimesikia majibu ya msukumo kutoka pande zote mbili za meza, kuanzia Ndiyo, hiyo ni kweli hadi Niite mchafu, lakini sitaacha kazi kwa sababu ya f-k isipokuwa nina uhakika ni upendo na hata hivyo, damn, anaweza kuacha. 