<prompt> Translate the following text to SwahiliUnlike Kern with his top paradoxically on his bottom, poor old Porter gets no credit for having his bottom paradoxically on his top.  <response>: Tofauti na Kern na juu yake paradoxically juu ya chini yake, maskini mzee Porter anapata hakuna sifa kwa kuwa na chini yake paradoxically juu yake. 