<prompt> Human: I was recently forced out of my job I loved of four years by a former coworker turned manager that had it out against me. I went from making 750-1200 every two weeks to making 200 every two weeks in tips. She did everything she could to ensure I got the least amount of money possible to drive me out, and it worked. Long story short, I need a Christmas for my family. I have a wife trying to finish school and a five year old son, my job was all we had. I have no credit...all I have is a tax return coming that I need NOW. Are there any tax return loan services that dont completely shaft you on interest? I need a miracle at this point...I cant believe this is happening in my life.Assistant: I think you need a job more than you need a loan, actually. Hows that going? Human: Getting hired at another restaurant will be relatively easy, however it is the worst timing since restaurants dont like to train people at Christmas time. Will be speaking with a manager at another restaurant tomorrow where a friend works.  <response>: Look for very short-term opportunities that can get you some cash quickly, too.Remember that you have some say in when Christmas takes place. The five year old will follow your lead if its a special Christmas this year, and the hope is your wife will do likewise. 