<prompt> Human: I currently work a job that pays weekly, hard physical labor, terrible pay, night shift, and I cant wait to be rid of it. Been offered a much better job that I applied for nearly 2 months ago but they dragged their heals like crazy and it took nearly a month to set up an interview. Now they want me to come train the last working week before Christmas.I brought up starting after Christmas but they say they need the staff now, which is dumb because of how long it took them to get back to me at each step but It means I wont be getting my last paycheck before Christmas from my current job which I really need for food, presents, rent and general cost of living. Id gladly get a small loan but the lowest my bank offers is 1000 and I need much less than that. I dont want to use one of those pay-day loan places as the APR is ridiculous and I dont know exactly when Ill be paid. Any advice on what to do?  <response>: Please dont borrow money for presents. 