<prompt> Human: It should also be noted that the soon to be father is very fuckin dumb, a bit of an alpha control freak. What do I get that he cannot fuck up and will set his baby up well in the future?  <response>: Invest the money IN YOUR NAME and remember that it is slated for the baby at a later age. No way the father can screw it up. You just need to remember what that account is for.The you can buy your friend a bunch of baby onsies. Babies always need more onsies than anyone expects. 