<prompt> Human: Give me a crash course? Where do I start? Where and how to buy stocks i.e. website, how to make an account? How and when can I cash inpull out? What should I watch out for when it comes to watching stock prices? Please explain with great detail as possible. I do know stocks is 5050, some people make it. I want to see how far I can go with this. Much appreciated!  <response>: Thwre is no such thing as a crash course in stock market investing. Go over to rinvesting, and check out their info on it. Personally, since you claim to know nothing, stick to broad based index funds. 