<prompt> Human: 1. Most of us enjoy our job... but theres a lot of misconceptions about what we do...2. Its your job to fill out your slips, not ours. It really makes us mad if we ask you to do it, and you get crappy about it.3. If you are an older person, have the shakes, have a baby in your arms or a broken arm, we dont mind helping you fill them out.4. No, we dont know everyone who comes in and its our job to ask for ID if we cant call you by your name. We are not willing to get fired because you were a jerk for being asked for ID. Would you want to do business at a bank where we just cashed checks for people we dont know?5. If you overdraw your account, dont come in and rip our asses because of the fees you got. Again, its YOUR job to balance your check book... we have to pay the same fees you do.6. No, the customer is not always right. Yes, we do know what were doing and it makes us furious when you wont let us explain.7. We can make exceptions, but if youre an asshole were a lot less likely to make one for you. Teller revenge.8. If you can tell we are swamped, dont just stand there being pissed that its taking so long, then complain about the wait... especially if YOU DIDNT FILL ANY THING OUT! Why do you think we get backed up to begin with?9. Believe it or not, there are regulations that we MUST abide by. Do we think some of them are stupid? Absolutely. Does it change the fact that we have to follow them? Nope, but we wish it did.10. We are human. We make mistakes. We are not mind readers. 11. Its really annoying when we ask how you want your cash back and the customer says I dont care and then decides to change their mind once weve sent the money out. 12. GET OFF YOUR PHONE. Have some common courtesy and acknowledge the fact that we are alive and helping you. 13. If we make a mistake on your deposit, we are sorry. If you decide to rip us a new one because of it, youre an asshole. Surely youve made mistakes at your job before.14. Our job IS stressful. 15. Yes, we do talk shit about you when you leave if youre a jerk. Everyone that works there will know about it.16. Dont tell us a sob story about being broke when we can see that you blew all your money at the casino, hello!!! we can see exactly where you spent your money... were not stupid!17. Sometimes we cant do what you want us too, and we wish we could. Could you image knowing its all legit and not being able to help? It frustrates the shit out of us, but we arent willing to get fired over it.18. It costs money to research your account, print your statements, print check copies, etc. Dont be shocked when we tell you weve got to charge you for it. Again, just doing our job!19. We are not your personal book keeper. We do not enjoy balancing your check book for you on a regular basis.20. Dont give us your register, fill that shit out yourself.21. We have families feelings. Its possible that if were bitchy, maybe weve had a death in the family, a break-up, a troubled child. We dont tell you that, and have to put on a happy face all day.22. If you are really nice, we LOVE helping you, and we look forward to seeing you.  <response>: Sounds like any customer service job. Yea, people can be assholes but I fail to see how this is unique to bank tellers. 