<prompt> Human: Im interested in starting a stock portfolio because Ive just moved to a small town with absolutely nothing to do and my cost of living has shrunk to where I have about 500-700 dollars of disposable income every month. Im 25 years old and my new job pays into a pension plan for me, 11 of my annual salary with the city matching 10. The article in question is:  <response>: Im gonna be honest that I refuse to read some super long article someone else wrote about what Warren Buffett does when he talks about it himself, in very plain language that anyone can understand, right on his website. Take a peek around and enjoy the 1996 web design as hes saving his investors money on a website that doesnt actually sell anything. 