<prompt> Human: I apologize if that title is a bit odd. I am personally not very skilled with even the idea of investments and was hoping to sit down with some kind of financial planner to help explain preferable ELI5 what my 401k even is or what these things are that Im seeing on the account management page Im pretty new to even having it. I mean itd be great if someone on here is willing to help me out, but Im willing to go into a local office and pay someone to sit down with me for like an hour and help me sort this out. Is there something I should be looking for in a potential planner? Is what I want even a thing they can do? I feel utterly helpless when I have to sort through this stuff and Im not really sure where to look. It doesnt help that half the links on Fidelitys page dont work properly or a terribly formatted which puts me in a rage that has led me to drink, leading me to now. My apologies if this comes across as a poorly written post, I blame the Jameson.If it helps any, I can handle my short term finances like saving for a car or a computer. Its when I see the words market and investment come into play that I really get flustered. Any information I can get to dumb this down would be fantastic.Assistant: Read the sidebar links. You do not need a financial planner, especially if you are a normal person earning a normal salary read: under a few million per year.Human: I know there are the kind that, like, completely manage your account. I was looking for more of a one-time adviser kind of deal. This is really weird to me because I can completely handle my own taxes as well, but it feels like this site Fidelity is set up for someone who is doing WAY more management of their funds than I am. Also for someone who makes way more money haha.  <response>: The internet is a great one-time financial advisor, and youve already paid for the internet. 