<prompt> Human: FINAL EDIT: Thanks yall! Looks like Im getting my TESOL certification and going wherever I can. Thinking about starting in Thailand! To all those who gave shitty advice out your ass: eat a fat one! :EDIT: Crossing Norway off the list, appreciate all the feedback. Thinking Germany Austria, as my German proficiency is great not to toot my own horn.Does not have to be in Europe, if you can think of a cheap example Im all ears for anything. I lived in Brazil for a long time, dont really plan on going back. EDIT: I already mentioned I speak German fluently, but I also speak Brazilian Portuguese fluently as well, I lived there for a few years through a program. My goal for moving is to spend the rest of my life outside the United States, and hopefully raise children in whatever country I end up being in. I would want to pursue an education, so a good place to start might be studying in the country for a year through my university of choice in the U.S. I pick up languages very quickly, and like a good challenger. I have been homeless for 5 months in the past, some during the Minnesotan winter. Right now Im just a student in MN, but am looking to get out of here ASAP.  <response>: Check out rIWantOut as well. 