<prompt> Human: Really frustrated right now, and I do understand this is almost entirely my fault, but that doesnt make me any less pissed off. Paid off a timeshare after almost 8 years didnt have too many options, just get trudging away at it, Ive sank so much damn money into this stupid thing and gotten absolutely zero return out of it, ever. And of course the yearly fees are just piling up, which weve been kind of ignoring; the company seemed fairly content as well since we were still paying the money on the actual timeshare purchase.So now that the initial purchase is all paid off they sent off the yearly fee amount to collections, who immediately tacked on another 25. Didnt get the letter until it was way too late to do anything about it so thats another kick in the crotch. Overall just a shitty, shitty situation that I feel pretty much completely helpless in doing anything about. I would love to do a quitclaim deed on it but am skeptical they would accept anything at this point. I tried speaking to them a few times but just found out today it was sent to collections so havent gotten anywhere with it; Im calling again Monday to try and see if theyll settle or anything. Oh yeah and there are plenty of companies standing by to help for the low low price of thousands of dollars. What a bunch of saints.So yeah, just needed to get that off my chest. If there is anyone who is considering buying a timeshare go ahead and look in the mirror and smack yourself in the face. I believe pretty firmly that there is not any type of scenario where purchasing a timeshare would be more cost effective than smartly planning out a vacation.I would love some advice but again, not really expecting any since I know how shitty of a business this can be to deal with. Thanks for listening.  <response>: Well yeah. Didnt you watch the South Park episode? Its over 12 years old now. Come on man! 