<prompt> Human: I just made a quick drive over to Chase to close my checking accounts I have with them. After accruing almost a year of 6 monthly charges for not using their account the way theyd like me to use it, I decided to go with a Federal Credit Union.I parked my car in front of the branch office, spoke to someone about closing my account. He attempted to persuade me to keep my accounts with them, but none of his options seemed appealing. He gave me two withdrawal slips, and I headed over to the teller.After cashing out, I walked out to my car, and lo and behold, there was a huge glob of spit on my hood! I laughed out loud and drove away. Thanks, Chase, for reaffirming my decision to leave!Of course this is just one single experience and is by no means enough to judge a business, but I thought it would be a worthwhile story to share with the group that helped convince me to trust in a credit union for my banking needs. Thanks!  <response>: Sounds like a bit of a stretch to assume this guy spit on your car. Furthermore, this doesnt deserve to be on reddit without proof that he did. 