<prompt> Human: Im currently searching for a new job. When I decide to take a new job offer, Im planning on giving my two weeks and indicating, Leaving for family health issues. In other words, Im planning on lying instead of telling them the new company I am leaving them for.At my current company, when people resign the ownersmanagers treat them like a pariah because they have taken a different job. Most owners wont even acknowledge the resigned person is even in the room. My theory is I just want to be left alone for the last two weeks and not harassed. I have no intention on EVER returning to this company. If after I leave, they discover I went elsewhere, I could care less.Im just trying to make my last two weeks as least awkward as possible.Can anyone give me a reason to not do this?Assistant: If youre willing to lie, just dont give a notice and walk out the door on your last day. If you are really worried about being treated poorly, you arent required to give a notice.Human: I currently have 1000, yes a thousand, hours of unpaid vacation time.The company DOES pay out unused vacation time when someone leaves. So, i dont want to jeopardize getting this because I just walked out on them.Why do I have so much unused vacation time? Cuz taking vacation is painful and this is part of why Im leaving.  <response>: That is half a year of vacation. I would have left a long time ago. 