<prompt> Human: Woman:Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man:Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: 5.00 which includes a tip This is where it gets scary ! Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs 5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at 450. In one year, it would be approximately 5400 ...correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend 5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at 108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didnt drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Wheres your Ferrari?  <response>: I would have ended the joke as follows:Man: Great, Im wasted, why dont you give me a ride home in your Ferrari? 