<prompt> Human: My lease has been terminated and my wife, one year old and I need a place to move to. The only issue is that we have no savings, I know tsk tsk, and Im in need of money fast. Outside of anything illegal, how can i make that much money, in such a short period of time. Hope to hear some great ideas and thank you guys for the help. Edit: I live in California. My wife is a stay at home mom. I work as a preschool teacher. I just recently got my license so Uber and Lyft are out of the question. You need to be a licensed driver for about two years Edit2: so my wife and I have talked at length about our options and my job is opening a position which she will be applying and we will be putting our son at the same school. Hopefully she gets the job and we can get it off this mess pronto. Thank you all for your kindness and your words of wisdom and encouragement. Assistant: Youll need to list your current income and expenses. It sounds like youre employed, so thats a really good start.You should probably solve your long term problem as well as immediate short-term, or youll be even worse off.Human: My current income is 35k after taxes. Own our car, 08 Toyota corolla. Wife is making 9k roughly. Baby is making 0. Im a preschool teacher. Bills are phone 200, 95 car insurance, internet 60, student loans 100, food is about 300 our rent was the cheapest in town, 1200. The average for a 1br1b is 1450. Thanks for your advice  <response>: How are you spending so much on phones for a start? Arent there plans around for like 20 a month? 