<prompt> Human: I just finished my dissertation and, as a memento to my advisor, Id like to give him a share of stock in one of the companies I researched. Anyone know how Id go about doing this? I dont currently own any of the companys stock or any stock for that matter, so Im completely ignorant.  <response>: I looked into this. I found it was such a pain that instead I gifted a picture of their logo printed on glass via Fracture. 