<prompt> Human: For sale: 144,000 in law school debt.Perfect payment history, no late payments. Always pays early!With over 90,000 in combined income, my household is worth your investment.Including both high-end software sales and an intelligent employed! attorney licensed with the state, my familys incoming earning potential is worth your investment. And now with a baby on the way, were looking to SELL, SELL, SELL!With a locked-in average interest rate of 7.6, we are looking to sell this crummy-ass portfolio of federal student loans, and ditch ourselves of this government-funded monopoly of debt servicers. Our bad education decisions are your gain!Tired of stock market risk? Scared of Helicopter Ben Bernanke? Think the 10-year is going KABOOM because of infinite QE? Then invest in my family!Oh, you thought you would buy a CD... Well, honey look at that: Someone willing to take on liquidity risk for 1 return! Isnt that quaint!Here at My Family Investments , were ready to offer you a low-risk investment of a clean and simple 144,000 paying a SOLID 4 interest! No longer do you have to listen to your broker choke back laughter as he lists the fees hell take out of your dividends. No more evil investment brokers! Its only you, and me, pal. ...and my indebted attorney wife.Tired of capital gains tax eating all your return, while you look for something better than high volatility Tesla Motors to invest in? Here you go! Just strike a private deal with My Family, and dont tell the government. We sure as hell wont tell them anything. Shit, we just want to get off their radar.Heck, at 4 interest, you could even re-package our federal student loans into a 3 investment vehicle which you unload on a too-big-to-fail hedge fund. Take the 1 difference for the cost of the paperwork!Send a PM for a complete prospectus, including payment history, credit score, pay stubs, and ultrasound of our new baby.You cant afford not to invest in My Family!---EDIT: Wow, I woke up popular on Reddit.EDIT 2: There are actually some interesting ideas on here, and Ive received at least one PM. I will keep everyone informed if the hivemind gives me any good leads. Thanks everybody -- I gotta go back to work now. EDIT 3: End of a long day, and I see the conversation has kept going here. Well, I just sent an offer out to a client which could net me 15k if it goes through eventually. So maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel...Oh by the way, there is no prospectus at the moment. Gasp! I know, I know. What kind of investment company is this? Well, I may actually correspond with some of the nice folks in this thread. One person asked if I could upload the loan portfolio to LendingClub or Prosper and share the link. If I get around to that tonight, I will post it here.Have a great night everyone. Stay safe, read some Dave Ramsey, and dont send your girlfriend to law school. Just put a ring on it and pop out some babies. Its WAY cheaper.  <response>: And with this bombshell we shall introduce rpersonalfinancejerk 