<prompt> Human: This is an honest to goodness request for information. I am wondering where I could buy insurance for a highly unlikely event that I feel would have potential to cause me personal loss? This event would be comparable to Texas succeeding from the United States I am assuming that this would be highly unlikely.  <response>: Im pretty sure no one is going to offer you insurance for that. You might be able to find a bookie in Vegas thatll take that bet. 