<prompt> Human: Disclaimer: I apologize if this seems beggy or whiny, I am just desperate. Also the terrible formatting.Hi, I am in need of serious help.I am 27, caucasian. and male.I live in Louisiana, and am effectively unemployed.I live in a house, being payed off by two good friends who have a child.I am ex-military medically discharged, after 6 months of boot camp due to a broken metatarsel, and the discovery of a preexisting condition that got removed me from the armed forces, and have worked from everything from Chuck E Cheeses when i was young, to my most recent job of an electricians helper, to where i was laid off due to poor management and oil field work declining.I have no family and have couch hopped from place to place since my dischargement, and have not been able to restable myself since that time being since 2011.I drive uber as of now to make some kind of cash, but due to the wear on the vehicle, which is owned by said friends, I fear i might not be able to use it for more than the rest of October and possibly some of November.I have no family, very few friends, and am honestly scared of being homeless for a second time.I have turned over every form of path for me to walk ranging from online at home work, to physical labor; none of it working out due to generally terrible luck and concidences.The reason im here is this is my last resort.Im not looking for handouts, or favors; just advice and maybe a path.I wanna go to school for Herptology, but that is closed off due to my credit which i had to live off of for a long period of time.I own clothes, a computer, a tvmonitor, and a bed.I cant bike to any job around me being a small 55 mph road, which connects to other 55 mph roads, and the vehicle is used every weekday by said friends, and everything being at least 15 minutes away just by vehicle.I have people that are offering to take me for more than half of what im attempting to pay for rent where im at, but they are across the country and for me to move the things i own that are of any importance, it would cost me around 350 which im trying to save up from Uber, but am being held back by food, phone bill, etc.As disorganized and desperate as this may be, I just need help.I dont know what to do anymore.Edit: For people saying I dont want this bad enough or that Ive made bad choices, Ive put all my effort into the military with nothing to back me up when things hit the fan. I dont drink, only smoked weed when i was somewhat well off. I am not lazy nor lack ambition. I live an hour minimum from like 3-4 business which i have a very low chance of getting hired to and can get to safely. Everything else is much farther away.Assistant: Get up at 4am, dress decent and start walking, buy local newspapers and penny savers with help wanted ads and pound that pavement looking for work. Then do it again ever day until you get a job. If you run out of help wanted ads, stop at every business and ask for a job. If that doesnt pan-out, knock on every neighbors door in a gradually-expanding radius asking to clean gutters, yards, cut grass, or any odd jobs. Also, call every business in the Services OfferedRendered sections and ask them if they need any labor help. Construction trades here are absolutely screaming for helpers. Additionally, try temp employmentlabor agencies. Lastly, dont repeat whatever terrible luck and concidences ocurred in the past.Human: Where would i be walking to whenever everything is an hours walk minimum to get too?  <response>: I walked 1hr to and 1hr from my job for 1.5 years while saving for a car.You dont want this bad enough. Youre lazy. 