<prompt> Human: I work for a high tech firm in the Midwest, previously working on webgraphic design, and now Ive been moved over to the RD department after my boss discovered I had some patents from a few years ago, prior to my employment here, that the company considered valuable for some of their upcoming products. They bought both of my patents for a fair amount 250k each and .75 of profits, as specified in the contract of sale and gave me a raise to move to RD. I was previously making 34,000 in the web department, and I was given a raise up to 92,000 with that move. Ive built my entire life around making paltry money. My investments are limited to a crappily funded 401k, a small house, and a vintage Camaro. What the hell do I do with this extra money. I got my paycheck today and I almost cried. Do I go buy jet skis? What the hell do I do?Assistant: Buy only one jet ski.Do you have a family?Human: Its just me and the missus. I got the ol snip and tie a few years ago because we decided we didnt want kids, just dogs. She wants a jet ski too, so Ill probably get one for each of us. She has her own career as well, and we were both making in the mid-30s so being DINK has been kinda beneficial to us. Student loans are all paid off, house is down from a 30 year mortgage down to 15 years left, but Im going to just go ahead and pay that off with the patent money, minimal credit card debt, just a whole lot of small things. We wanted to live free from all sorts of material constraints, and so this has been the fast track to that, and now were already pretty well ahead. Just need to save more for retirement.  <response>: Ha okay. Then you can buy two. I was kinda kidding. I didnt think you actually wanted to buy them, but if you can swing it, Id buy yourself something nice. 