<prompt> Human: Im sixteen, I have 300 of birthday money and Im intending on investing it, although Ive done nothing of the sort before, and am not totally confident in my understanding of the word. I thought I wanted it in Apple stocks, but this:Tells me to avoid the stock market entirely. Its on the internet so I believe it. Where else would one invest these 300? Gold? Swiss Francs? Bonds? What are bonds?Would someone be so kind as to explain some of these?  <response>: Turk: Hey, so I saved up, like, five hundred bucks. Where would you put that if you were me?Spence: I dunno, a wallet? A money-clip?-Scrubs, best show ever 