<prompt> Human: Long story short, I dropped out of college and dont plan to go back any time soon to get a degree. Male, early 20s. I am looking for a decent-paying job that can be obtained without a diploma, or with a short training a year or less. I am really as frugal as it gets, but I still have to eat and pay rent, so please no just cut out cable and eat pasta bro advice. I am specifically looking for advice regarding jobs, not general life advice. I am from Canada, but I am willing to go relocate anywhere in North America or Europe if I have to, so if youre from the U.S., please dont hesitate to post.Things I have already considered and would like to heard other options for X reasons:-army-waiterbusboybouncerbarman-security guardThere is always that guy who works some obscure job that nobody knows about, and theres no better place to ask than the Internet.Thank you very much in advance! Any kernel of advice can potentially change my life for the better!  <response>: Televangelist... You can get a degree online. Just register in your state afterwards if you want to actually preform weddingsfunerals in your state.Then start babbling online about how everyone is going to HELL unless they send you . Next. Talk to your local TV Station to get your foot in the door. Maybe early Sunday mornings to get a start in TV LandSoon you will have a couple hundred million fools believing everything you tell them as your living in a 100 million dollar house. Flying in a 10 million dollar private plane. And sending me a couple million for giving you the great idea. Praise the Lord. 