<prompt> Human: Im looking for solid, real, investment plans for starting with 2000 USD that result in a monthly profit every month, for the rest of my life.Thanks,S  <response>: Im looking for solid, real, investment plans for starting with 2000 USD that result in a monthly profit every month, for the rest of my life.Sorry, this doesnt exist.Please read the information found in the FAQ particularly I Have X ... What Do I Do With It?! and the Long-Term Investing Start-Up Kit You may find Your 401k and You: Basic Information and Your IRA and You: Basic Information worth a read as well. 