<prompt> Human: Hi! First time poster here. Essentially I need to finance a car on my own before Monday with no paystub, no credit score no credit history, and no cosigner. Seems impossible I know, but is there any way around it? Im able to do a thousand dollar downpayment if that helps. My new job is 23 miles away but I dont start until Monday. Im kind of clueless when it comes to this kind of thing so Im sorry in advance for my ignorance! P.S. If I had a paystub in 2-3 weeks would a car loan be more possible at that point?Assistant: how did you get to your interview?Human: lol good question, Ive been sharing my moms car dropping her off at work and then picking her up later in the day, but this job has the same schedule as hers, 8-4.  <response>: The only solution that will not put you in a financial shithouse is really for you and your mom to download some podcast and listen to them while you wait. My first job was also very inaccessible except by car - I was able to arrange someone to pick me up in exchange of gas within a day or two. I would do that. 