<prompt> Human: Im sure, despite how frugal and smart we try to be with our money, theres something we all just wont buy the cheaper version of. Mine is dental floss and any form of beef. If the universe is going to make me floss, goddamnit, Im going to do it in comfort. Glide satin floss kicks so much ass. Also I refuse to buy a shitty cut of beef, or fattier ground beef. If you cant enjoy it, whats the point? Edit: I love good beer too. Thanks guys for making this one of my best self post comment-wise  <response>: My apartment. I make six figures, I can afford to have a washing machine in my apartment, goddamnit : 