 Siyabonga to whoever invented the cellphone, kodwa-ke lamatechnologies, hhayi cha, they can come back to bite you in the buttocks uma ungabhekile! For example wake wathumela i-sms ethe phecelezi and wabona only after you clicked the send button ukuthi uthemelele u-ma wakho! And uthini ngalama-sms owathumela noma uwathola ebusuku uma usebumnandini. Ekhuseni, indaba iyakushintshela!And oke uvule amadlebe next time usetekisini; well, noma ngabe ukephi for that matter ngoba izinto abantu abazikhulumayo la ngaphandle ziyamangaza!! From abantu bentshontsha amadoda or izintombi zabantu to umbonile uSbongile ukuthi ubegqokeni and ofcourse singayikhohlwa kanjani all the times uGeorge ephunyuka.Kuleli page, sicela nisibhalele zonke lezo zinto ozithumelelayo ungaqondile and enizizwa ningaqondile noma niqondile, ezinenza nithu HAWU!. Kakhulukazi if leyo ndaba ihlekisa or if its just plain odd. Sazise thina namanye amaZuluz, khona nathi sizothi GPY.Share your wacky, naughty, crazy, drunken and funny stories with us and the rest of our zuluzOctober 22, 2010 17 Comments 17 Responses to Yehheni webantu!!Ngimtshele ukuthi Id rather have sex with his father, ngiyavuma manje ukuthi bengidakiweakunandaba says:i smsd u boyfreind ukuthi azongilanda ngo 9pm ekhaya i coast isi clear kanti ngi smsa u ma...Hahahaha, eish yah ne gal, so wathini u-ma wakho?hahaha ey wawusenkingeni bo.. im sure umawakho was fuming ebona iSMS loluzohamba uhambe... uzoqonda straight... ha ha haWow classic taxi moment!!! The lady next to me realizes she wore her tshirt da wrong way round n wit no hesitation , she takes it off showin off her oh so tyt white brasier, guy next to her an all!!! she struggles 2 put it back on being the good samiritan that I am. i assist her... lolbengitsela umngane wami the lastest about our other not so close friend, saying all the bad stuff n guess what I sent it to herEish cha gal, kwaza kwakubi lokho. So I guess anisebona abangani even more manje angithi?Ngestimeleni ngibheke kwaMashu and kugcwele,kuvale ngempohlwa emnyango.Cha ihambe inqola yomlungu,ngizwe phakathi nesixuku izwi limemezaumthetho wenu nidakwa kabi,anizwa,niyeyisa,nibonakala ngokuthi nithumele abafazi benu esontweni,nina nihambe niyophuzana nalobutshwala benu.Cha madoda niyadakwa.niyazi ukuthi ningafa nonke manje busale lotshwadlana benu.Ethuke manje amadoda aqikileke, sonke sifuna ukubona ukuthi umfundisi noma indoda engakanani le ekhuluma kanje.Makhandonyoko kanti anizwa yini ngithi niyokholwa nini ngoba phela zonke izinsuku nitshelwa into eyodwa,yini ningafuni ukukholwa nicabanga ukuthi iZulu elikayihlo nidakiwe.Sonke samangala ukuthi ithiwani lendaba uma inje esho evungama amadoda estimeleni.Yathi enyecha ndoda awulusanga uyedelela,ngangilusa unyoko yingani uthi angilusangalisho limpendula ikhehla lempadla.Kwaaakakaka, wasibulala ngehlaya! Hhayi cha, abantu bayadelela la ngaphandle!Bngumusa Ngwenya says:Lokhu ngiyokuxoxela amagwaba ecobana,njalo angisho ukuthi namagwababa njalo.Nami lendaba ngiyithole ngalaba abalandela izindaba zabantu.Bathi kukhona inkuzi yesoka, ekwaze ukushela umawentombi asebahlukana nayoex-g Lo mama ucela eminyakeni enga 47,kanti uwethu yena ulako 21.Cha! isikhokho lesi,.sengiyacabangakusho ukuthi waye cwalisela ithekeni le ababe phusha nayo, ukuthi uyakwazi ukuyenza lento yakhe.Hahahaha, hhayi yehheni webantu ngempela, cha uziqukethe Bongumusa, engabe uzitholaphi?Mntimande says:Njengoba kuyizikhathi zikaDc wonke amadoda ayehla aya emakhaya,naye u Mpungose waya ngasekhaya.Uma efika ekhaya zamemukela kahle izingane nomama.Wase emtshela ubaba umama ukuthi cha baba kukhona indoda ekugadela umuzi ebusuku.Wathukuthela wagana unwabu uMpungose,angikwazi yini ukuzi bhekela, ngizoyikhombisa mina ayingazi kahlekubhoka yena ubaba wekhaya.Kwathi lapho sebeyolala ubaba wathatha ubhoko lwakhe lwamaNazaretha walugxumeka genhla kwesibaya balala.Yafika indoda idle isudi yayo ebrown isizobethela,kepha ibingacelwanga,yathi uma ingena ngesango yakhangwa yilenduku ende enhla nesibaya yaqonda kuyo ngokuzethemba.Yakhipha izitaphutaphu zayo, yaqala yayisebenza induku.Kwaze kwasa irawunda induku,uma evuka umnumzane,wazithela phezu kwayo.Yahlaba umkhosi komakhelwane,base abantu babiza uMpungose iKwandoda Irawunda Umboko.Hawu bakithi! Cha hhayi ishubile le ndaba!...umngani futhi icolligue ezama ukuqwashisha omunye nge SMS about d managers anger phezu kwakhe, esaphumile even worse ngesikhathi somsebenzi...ngebhadi i sms mpiinini ngephutha ibheke kuyo qobo imanager...kwake kwabanzimahhayi bakuthi kona kubuhlungu ukuphukelwa uGorge especialy uma usesixukwini. ngikhumbula ngigibele nobhuti etaxini manje ecasulwe izingane zasePMB girls high zibhizi zukhulumana nesingisi. Ubhuti ndini wayehla estobhini sokuqala esingase sontweni in town, manje ubhuti wayefuna ukubonakala ukuthi uyawazi ugorge bakithi, ayi abize iscabha athi can you please tell the driver to drop me off by sunday hhawu azingamhleki kanje izingane zeskole. im sure akakaze aphoxeke ngalola hlobo ubhuti wabantu...ロレックスコピー販売代引きロレックス時計コピー通販全て新品高い品質激 says:Leave a Reply to Njinji Cancel reply 