<prompt> tafadhali geuza maudhui haya ya swahili kwenda kwa kiingereza.kwa wote wanaokubali kwamba kalenda ya sasa tunayoitumia ni ya uhakika na huwa haikosei, basi lazima akubali kwamba yesu kristo alizaliwa desemba 25.  <response>: as long as we pretend with a straight face that santa is real and that jesus was born on december 25th, it is true. 