<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Munhu anodya vanhu ane ngozi ari kusununguka muDowning Street! Pakunyatsoongorora kwakabuda kuti akanga ari muratidziri weITV Susanna Reid aibvunzurudza kana kuti kunyanguvezvo kudya Mutungamiriri weHurumende nokuda kwezvokudya zvemangwanani. Flap flap. Reid airova-rova semapapiro eshiri yakabatwa pahwindo. Akapopota kusvikira miromo yake inofanira kuva yakarwadza zvikuru kupfuura yaLouis Armstrong pashure pousiku hwokushandisa zvinodhaka. Ipapo akaruma chinyoreso chake grrr! Zvimiro zvaLiz Hurley mune imwe yenzvimbo dzake dzomudondo-vampire dzomudondo. Mwari wangu, kubvunzurudza zvematongerwe enyika kwave kuri kure zvikuru kubvira pana Sir Robin Day nechisungo chake chetsono. Nhepfenyuro yamangwanani nezuro yakanga iri, pasina chinangwa, mutambo womuraudzo wakakwirira. Inosimbisa Miss Reid senhaka yaKenny Everett mushakabvu. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Murume womumba: VaCameron vanodya zvokudya zvemasikati nokukurumidza zvesardini nemayonnaise pamakeke akaomeswa mukicheni yazvino uno yefurati ravo riri muDowning Street. Firiji yesimbi yokuAmerica yakafukidzwa nemifananidzo yemhuri netsamba dzemagineti nepo masherufu achichengeta muunganidzwa wemikombe nemidziyo inopenya. Aiva nomunhu ainzi Cupid Stunt, mudhori wepaTV airatidzika zvakanaka uyo aisimudza musana wake wose kubva pachigaro apo aichinjanisa matako ake. Cupid aimbopopota kuti zvose zvaiitwa nenzira yakanakisisa yePAHSSIBLE. Ah, Susanna, tichakuita musikana weWindmill. Mukushambadzira ikoko kwaScarlett naRhett kwamuri naPM, makanga muri muridzi wake, mwana. Uye gare gare maziso ako embwa dzembwa angadai asina kunyadzisa kushambadza kweAndrex. Mr. Cameron, tichafunga kudaro, ari kuita zvokushambadzira. Ndizvo zvakaitawo vamwe vatungamiriri vebato. Vafambisi vemigero vane minwe inokurumidza zvikurusa bedzi mazuva ano vanogona kudzivisa kutsamwa kutsva kunopesana nokunaka kunobva kuvakuru vezvamatongerwe enyika. Kuchenesa: Mutungamiriri wehurumende ari pafiriji yake aine waini iri kuratidzwa. Pane rimwe bhodhoro pabhenji. Mudziyo wokuchengetera zvinhu unochengeta mafuta omuorivhi, zvinonhuwira uye - zvinoshamisa kuti - zvinoratidzika kuva saradhi. Basa rePM harimboperi: kubata nemapepa ake pakati pemabhurashi emazino evana, chubhu remushonga wemazino uye pasuru yeWeetabix. VaMilibands, Mai naChangamire vakabuda mupepanhau reBBC rimwe zuva...  <response>: David Cameron akabvuma kuva nekamera yakabatanidzwa kumuviri wake nokuda kwevhidhiyo. Kwakaita kuti tione kuti zvainge zvakaita sei kufamba saMutungamiriri weHurumende paNhamba 10. Firimu rakamuona achiruma mayonnaise pamuromo wechipunu uye achigadzira sardines pane toast. Paakavhura firiji takaona mabhodhoro mashoma ewaini. Akabvunzurudzwa kumba naSusanna Reid weITV nezuro mangwanani. 