<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Kunze kwokuzvitora somutambi wetsiva, Wayne Rooney anodavira kuti ndiye muimbi akanakisisa paManchester United. Rooney akaiswa pasi pezvinyorwa zvisingadiwi musi weSvondo mushure mekunge aparadzwa naPhil Bardsley panguva yekushanda mukicheni yeimba yake yeCheshire. Kaputeni weEngland neUnited haana kuratidzika kuva asina kugadzikana nechiitiko chacho, achiwana chibodzwa chakanaka mukukunda 3-0 kweTottenham ndokubva apinda mune imwe bhokisi remumvuri rokupemberera. Rooney akatora chikamu muChevrolet FC inogamuchira Man Utd muGoogle Hangoutmusi weMuvhuro, iyo yaive izere nekutsinhana kwakanaka uye haina kutaura nezvebhokisi rake. Apo Rooney, uyo akanga agere pakati paMichael Carrick naAnder Herrera uye sezviri pachena paOld Trafford, akabvunzwa kuti ndiani muimbi akanakisisa ari mukirabhu, akapindura kuti: Zvichida ndini. Panguva yeKrisimisi vatambi vashomanene vakasimuka ndokuimba nziyo shomanene. Mamwe acho akanaka. Michael haana kuipa. Herrera akati nezvaCarrick: Anozvininipisa, asi ndiye akanakisisa. Wayne Rooney akaseka misoro yenhau ichangobva kuitika nemhemberero yeknockout kuOld Trafford musi weSvondo. Paul Gascoigne, akarova paEuro 96, ndiye aifarirwa naRooney mutambi wenhabvu weChirungu uye gamba achiri kukura. Mudzidzisi akabva abvunza Rooney kuti nziyo dzipi dzaaida kuimba. Opera, Rooney akadaro, asati awedzera kuti: Ndichingoita zvokuseka. Ndinofarira kuimba nziyo dzeindie rock. Pakanga pane kuseka kuduku apo kwakataurwa, rurimi muchiso, kuti Rooney aizokumbirwa kuimba gare gare muHangout, chimwe chinhu chisina kuitika. Rooney akabvunzwa kuti mutambi wenhabvu wechiNgezi waaida zvikuru uye gamba akanga ari ani paaikura. Mhinduro yake yakanga iri Paul Gascoigne, mutambi uyo akakwezvawo ngwariro yemapepanhau nokuda kwokunyengera kwake kunze kwebindu sezvinongoitawo kuratidzira kwake pamunda. Rooney akawedzera kuti: Ndinofunga kuti zvichida achiri mutambi weEngland mukurusa kusvikira kuzuva rino. Nokuda kworufaro nezvinangwa, akanga ari mutambi wangu wandinofarira. Michael Carrick wechipiri kuruboshwe anotungamira Manchester United 2-0 vachipesana neTottenham neSvondo. Carrick ari kukorokotedzwa nechigaro chake nevatambi vake veUnited panguva yekukunda 3-0 kuOld Trafford. Akabvunza kuti chaiva chii chaizvo...  <response>: Kaputeni weManchester United akarova mukukunda kuOld Trafford musi weSvondo. VERENGAi ratings dzedu dzevatambi veMan United 3-0 kukunda Tottenham pano. Dzvanya PANO nokuda kwamashoko ose azvino uno eManchester United. 