<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Ndine makore 33 uye ndave ndisina kuroora kweanenge makore mana. Shamwari dzangu zhinjisa dzinonongedzera, dzinoreva kana kuti dzinotaura kuti imhaka yangu nokuda kwokuva asina kunyatsonzwisisa, anosarudza-sarudza uye ane kombamiro yokuwira muvakomana vakaipa. Ndinoshandisa Tinder, purogiramu yokufambidzana nayo inoreva bonde risina kurongwa, kuti ndionane nevarume vakanaka vanoteerera zvandinoda. Yvette Caster, ane makore 33, akanga asina kuroorwa kwemakore mana, asati asarudza kuita ongororo kwaakatsvaira akananga kuvarume vose vaiva paTinder kwevhiki. Inzira yakanaka yokubvisa nayo vaya vaunoona vasingakufadzi - kungotsvaira kuruboshwe uye havazokwanisi kukutumira shoko. Kana uchivada unotsvaira kurudyi uye, kana vachinzwawo saizvozvo, unogona kukurukura. Kazhinji kazhinji ndinotsvaira kurudyi kune mumwe mu50 - vakawanda vakwegura zvikuru vanopfuura 35, vaduku zvikuru vanopfuura 25, vasingafadzi zvikuru vanotamba mitambo, vanoda zvikuru mapati kana kuti vakashata zvikuru. Asi, pashure pokunge imwe shamwari yandipomera kuva anosarudza, ndakasarudza kuona chaizoitika kana ndikatsvaira kurudyi kuvarume VOSE vari paTinder kwevhiki. Izvi ndizvo zvakaitika. Svondo. Zuva rokutanga ndiro rakaipisisa. Mumaminiti mashomanene ndakatsvedza ndakananga kumumwe munhu ane nyora dzomusoro kusvika kutsoka, mumwe murume ane vana vake vatatu uye boka ravarume vane hasha muhomwe dzavo. Pashure peawa ndakaneta, ndakaora mwoyo uye ndakazarura magedhi okuyerera nokuda kwavanhu 80, zvikurukuru vasina kukodzera, vanonyengeterera. Muvhuro. Ndinomuka na6:30 mangwanani kuti ndiende kumurume anotaridzika semhondi inouraya vanhu, mufananidzo waRicky Gervais uye marogo akawanda enhabvu unogona kuisa chero mufananidzo upi noupi somufananidzo wako wepurofile. Ipapo shoko rinobva kuTinder rinooneka. Vakacherechedza kuti ndinotsvaka zvepabonde uye handigoni kufarira mumwe murume kwemaawa 24 anotevera. Nei ndingada kudaro? Ndakatogamuchira 43 matches nameseji nomwe pamberi pa9am. Pashure pezuva rokutanga rokutsvaira kurudyi kuvarume vose, uyu mutori wenhau anogara muLondon akasangana nemitambo 43 nemashoko manomwe, ose asati asvika 9 mangwanani. Chipiri. Ndine mashoko anobva kuvarume 22 uye ndiri kutaura navo vose kuti ndidzivise kuva anosarudza-sarudza. Chokwadi chokuti vanoda kutaura neni chakaziviswa. Ndinowanzova nemashoko kubva kuvarume vaviri pavhiki, kumusoro. Pavanhu 22, vaviri vacho vane unzenza asi vakawanda vacho vanobva kuNice,...  <response>: Mutori wenhau anogara muLondon, Yvette Caster, ave asina kuroorwa kwemakore mana. Pamberi pokuedza, akanga audzwa neshamwari dzake kuti akanga achida kusarudza. Mukadzi ane makore 33 okukura akaenda kubva pakugamuchira mashoko kubva kuvarume vaviri pavhiki, kusvika ku22. Pakupera kwevhiki racho akanga ava nemitambo 69 uye akanga awana mazuva matatu. 