<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Nigel Farage mangwanani ano akaramba kutaura kwokuti akatumwa naMwari kuti aponese Britain kubva kuEuropean Union achisimbirira achiti: Handisi Mesiya, ndiri mukomana akaipa kwazvo. Mashoko omutungamiri weUkip, achidzokorora imwe yemitsara yakakurumbira zvikuru kubva muMonty Pythons Life of Brian, akauya pashure pokunge aridzwa chikamu chenyaya yakabudiswa svondo rino inoratidza mumwe wevateveri vake vanonyanyisa. Aimbova mukoti Jill akati VaFarage zvichida havana kuzviziva asi vakanga vatumwa kuzotidzivirira kuEU. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Mutungamiri weUKIP Nigel Farage mangwanani ano akaomerera kuti haasi iye Mesia, achiwedzera kuti: Ndiri mukomana akashata kwazvo Mukadzi ane makore 59 okuberekwa, anobva kuPoole muDorset, akaudza chirongwa cheChannel 5 chinyorwa Farage Fans and Ukip Lovers kuti Brussels yaida kuisa microchips mumunhu wese uye yaizotumira vanhu kugillotine kana vakaramba. Iye akati VaFarage, vane makore 50, vakanga vari tariro bedzi yeBritain. Mwari anoti apo muvengi anouya kuzokurwisa semafashamo makuru, ndichatumira mumwe munhu kuti akudzivirire. Jill akawedzera kuti: Ndinofunga kuti Nigel Farage akatumwa kuti atidzivirire kubva kuEU, anoda kudzorera England kuvanhu veEngland uye kumisa kupinda uku kwemamwe marudzi mumiganhu yedu. Zvichaitwa naNigel Farage nokutibvisa muEU ndiko kumisa zvirongwa zvavo zvokupinza vanhu vedu mamicrochip. EU yatova nemidziyo yakagadzwa uye vane motokari dzorufu dzakafanana nedzavanazvo muChina, dzakashongedzerwa nema guillotines. Vachatumirwa kumisha nenzvimbo dzebasa zvikurukuru vachiti vagamuchire microchip kana kuti vaurawe. Naizvozvo bvisa musoro wako uye ndipo apo zvinhu zvinovamba kuva zvisingafadzi. Vakaridza vhidhiyo paLBC mangwanani ano VaFarage vakasimbirira kuti havana kuiswa pasi pano kuzoponesa Britain kubva kuBrussels. MuMonty Pythons Life of Brian, Brian asina rombo rakanaka, anoridzwa naGraham Chapman kurudyi, anorumbidzwa saMesia - asi mai vake, vanoridzwa naTerry Jones kuruboshwe vanoudza vateveri vake kuti: Haasi Mesia, iye mukomana akashata kwazvo. Akati: Jill,...  <response>: Aimbova mukoti Jill, ane makore 59, wokuPoole muDorset, akati Nigel Farage akatumwa naMwari. Akati mutungamiri weUkip akanga ari Mesiya, ari pano kuzotidzivirira kuEU. Asi VaFarage mangwanani ano vakati vaifanira kuodza mwoyo mufariri wavo anonakidza. Mutungamiriri weUkip akati: Jill, handisi Mesiya, ndiri mukomana akashata zvikuru Mutsetse ndeumwe wemashoko akakurumbira zvikuru anobva muMonty Pythons Life of Brian. 