<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Ant Smith anoti kutaura chokwadi pamusoro pehukuru hwomurume wake kwakanga kuchisunungura Nhamba itsva dzinoratidza kuti paavhareji nhengo yomurume yakakura masendimita 5,16 chete, duku pane yaifungidzirwa pakutanga, asi zvakadini kana usingaenzani nomutemo? Mumwe murume ane nhengo duku yomunhurume inenge masendimita mana yakamira nguva pfupi yapfuura akanyora mubhuku rake nezvezvakaipira kuva nomwana muduku - uye mashoko ake akazara paIndaneti. Pano, munyori Ant Smith, maneja wezvokuvaka ane makore 47 okuberekwa anobva kuLondon, anotsanangura chikonzero nei akasarudza kugoverana nhamba dzake dzinokosha uye anotsanangura kuti zvakaita sei kuva akaderera masendimita mashomanene. Gore rapera ndakanyora nhetembo uye chinyorwa chepabloggi pamusoro pokunetseka noukuru hwepeni. Yakanga iri autobiographical nenzira inorwadza, asi apo kwakanga kwakaoma zvikuru kunyora, ndipo pairatidzika kuva inokosha zvikuru. Ndava nemakore 48 zvino, uye ndave ndichirwisana nokuzvidya mwoyo uku kwemakumi emakore, kunyange zvazvo ndakaroora nomufaro. Varume vane mano makuru okuramba mupfungwa. Chero bedzi tisiri kutarisana nokushayiwa kwedu simba tinogona kunyepedzera kuti hazvipo. Kwakanga kuri manheru akadhakwa ndichitaura neshamwari itsva, asi yakanaka, apo nenzira yakati kana kuti imwe mubvunzo woukuru wakauya uye ndakabvuma kuti ndakanga ndine zvinetso zvakadaro. Ndakanga ndakadhakwa zvikuru, uye ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kutarisana nokureva nhema zvakare. Ndakashamisika paakandiudza kuti aidawo. Shamwari yokurwa nayo ndakafunga kudaro, sezvo takatsinhanisa nhamba nenzira yokunyara - iye akatanga uye akabvuma kuva ne6 bedzi. Ndakamuudza kuti ndaiva ne4, uye akanzwa kusununguka. Kutaura chokwadi ichi kwaisunungura zvechokwadi, uye kukwanisa kuvimbisa shamwari yangu kwaiva nomubayiro. Apa ndipo pandakaziva kuti kuzvidya mwoyo pamusoro pehukuru kwakapararira uye hakubatsiri. Ndakaziva kuti maonero angu aigona kubatsira vamwe vakawandawo. Saka ndakabudisa bhurocha racho netariro yokuti kana vakomana vaduku vakawanda vakava vakazaruka uye vakatendeseka taigona kugadza maonero echokwadi zvikuru echiri avhareji - panzvimbo pokungogara tichiona hofori idzo zvinonyadzisira nokushambadzira zvinotipa. Ant anoti varume vanofanira kuva vakazaruka zvikuru uye vakatendeseka kuti vagadzire muono chaiwoiwo zvikuru weizvo avhareji iri. Kwemwedzi mishomanene yakatevera ndakaita nhetembo yacho munzvimbo dzakasiyana-siyana dzakapoteredza London. Kwakanga kune nguva dzose...  <response>: Ant Smith anogovera nhamba dzake dzinokosha uye anotaura nezvekufunganya kwehukuru hwepeni. Anoti varume vakawanda vanofanira kuva vakajeka uye vakatendeseka pamusoro pokuti vakakura sei. Anonyora nhetembo pamusoro penyaya yacho uye akaronga Mutambo wePenis Diki. 