<prompt> Pfupisa nyaya yacho: Mutungamiri weUKIP Nigel Farage akati chiremba weNHS wokuIndia akapotsa amuuraya nokukundikana kuongorora kenza yake. Nigel Farage akatanga kurwisa kunoshamisa National Health Service achipomera vanachiremba kuti havakwanisi uye havana hanya nokuti vakakundikana kuongorora kenza yake. Wezvematongerwe enyika ane gakava akabatwa nekenza mumakore ake okuma 20 uye akati chiremba weIndia akaedza kumunyengetedza kuti aiva nechirwere kunyange zvazvo testicle yake yokuruboshwe yakanga yakazvimba kusvika pakukura kwesitirimu yakaoma. Mutungamiri weUkip akataura kuti akanga aendeswa nomumwe chiremba weNHS kune mumwe, uye, pasina inishuwarenzi yezvokurapa yepachivande, iye angangangodaro angave akafa. Achinyora mubhuku rake remabhuku, The Purple Revolution, iro riri kubudiswa muThe Telegraph, Farage akanyora kuti: Vanachiremba vanoverengeka vakanditarisa - vanyori, vashandi vomunzvimbo, uye vamwe vakawanda - uye vakasvika pamhedziso yokuti ndaiva nebhonzo rakamonyoroka. Vakati ndaida kuvhiyiwa nokukurumidza. Ndakaendeswa neamburenzi kuchipatara kuFarnborough, Hampshire, kwandakaongororwazve nevamwe vanachiremba vana. Kwakanga kuchirwadza zvikuru. Chiremba wechiIndia akandiudza kuti vanachiremba veBromley vakanga vakanganisa chose chose: Ndaiva neutachiona. Ndaifanira kuenda kumba ndotora mishonga inorwisa mabhakitiriya yakawanda. Ndakanga ndisingadi kuvhiyiwa pashure pezvose. Mavhiki mashomanene akapfuura uye marwadzo akanga achiri akaipa. Nguva yose iyi, testicle yangu yokuruboshwe yakanga ichikura zvikuru. VaFarage vakati masvondo matanhatu gare gare vakanga vava kunetseka kufamba uye tsinga yavo yokuruboshwe yakanga yakakura selemoni uye yakaoma sedombo. Asi pasinei zvapo nokuva mumamiriro ezvinhu anotyisa mupi wezano akamurayira kuti arambe achitora mishonga inorwisa mabhakitiriya ndokumudzinga. Pakupedzisira VaFarage vakati vakatsvaka pfungwa kubva kumupi wezano wepachivande uyo akawana kenza. Dzorera pasi kuti uone vhidhiyo. Pashure pokuudzwa kuti akanga akafukidzwa neinishuwarenzi yezvokurapa yekambani akaenda kunorapwa pachivande uye akakurumidza kuziviswa kuti akanga ane bundu uye aizofanira kubviswa testicle. VaFarage vakataura kuti vakanga vatya apo vanachiremba vakamuudza kuti angave aine tumarara twechipiri mudumbu nemapapu. Anopfuura makore 30 gare gare, achirangarira nhambo yacho...  <response>: Nigel Farage akazivisa kuti aiva nekenza yemazamu pazera remakore 21. Akarasikirwa netestisi yake yokuruboshwe pashure pokunge yaputika kusvika pakukura kweremoni. Akapomera chiremba weNHS wokuIndia kukundikana kuziva kenza yake. Mutungamiri weUkip akanyora pamusoro pekurwadziwa kwake mubhuku rake idzva roupenyu. 