<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Umgwaqo ongenamkhawulo, oshelelayo uphenduphenduka phambi kwami futhi ekushiseni kwelanga lase-Ibiza kubonakala kungenakunqotshwa... kuze kube yilapho uSpencer Matthews onentshiseko eyeqisayo edlula phambi kwami. Yebo, kubonakala sengathi imfihlo yemisipha yakhe eqinile njengetshe nebala lakhe elishisayo ayinakwenzeka. Ugijimela ezintabeni zaseWhite Isle, lapho enza khona noma yini ngaphandle kokuya emaphathini kuze kuse. Ngiye ngabhalisela i-No1 Bootcamp, indawo yokuziphumulela esendaweni enhle yasepulazini eseduze nedolobha elisogwini laseSanta Eulalia. Izithombe zangaphambi nangemva kwazo zabonisa umehluko ikamu lase-Ibiza elaba nawo esimweni sikaSpencer. Idume njengekamu lokuqeqeshelwa izinkanyezi abafundi bahlanganisa abaqhudelani be-X-Factor, imodeli uCalum Best kanye no-Atomic Kitten uNatasha Hamilton. Futhi njengokungathi ngifuna ukufakazela iphuzu, umshayeli we-Made in Chelsea ongenakunqotshwa uvele engamemezelanga ngosuku lwami lokuqala. Siyiqembu elinovalo ngo-7 ekuseni njengoba simi nge-lycra yethu silindele ukuhlangana no-Andy Morris - owayengumfundisi wokuqeqesha abantu e-RAF. Sonke sasifike ngezikhathi ezingafani ngosuku olungaphambili, sifike sahlala kule ndlu enhle yaseCasona Morna, lapho izingadi zayo ezinuka kamnandi zivulela khona indawo echibini elihle nendawo yokuhlala yangaphandle eyenza indawo ekahle yokudla kwasemini nokudla kwakusihlwa ngaphandle. ICasona Morna iseduze nedolobha elihle lase-Ibiza iSanta Eulalia, engekude nolwandle. Isikhathi sokuphumula sisetshenziswa ezihlalweni eziseceleni kwechibi ezingadini ezinhle zezindlu. Ngasogwini lomgwaqo kunogu lolwandle - lapho u-Andy eba khona nezifundo lapho enomuzwa wokuthi sidinga ukushintsha indawo esizungezile - futhi nxazonke kunamagquma agudle amagquma anemizila yokuhamba ngezinyawo esiyihlola ntambama. U-Andy, umqulu wamandla kanye nezwi eliqhakazile elidingeka kuwo wonke umfundisi, usenze sonke salinganiswa, salinganiswa futhi sabamba iqhaza ochungechungeni oluyisisekelo lokuvivinya umzimba njengesivivinyo sokungenisa ukufaneleka ngaphambi kokuba sidle ngisho nokudla kwasekuseni. Lapho ekugcineni sihlala phansi isilinganiso sami se-porridge sibonakala sincane kakhulu njengoba ekhuluma nathi ngeviki - 7am ukuzivocavoca okunamandla imizuzu engu-20, ukuhamba ngezinyawo amahora amathathu, imisebenzi esekelwe echibini lokubhukuda, amakilasi wesibhakela,...  <response>: Ikamu Lokuqeqesha No. 1 lisendaweni enkulu esepulazini eduze kwaseSanta Eulalia. Liyindawo yokuqeqesha izinkanyezi, kuhlanganise noCalum Best noNatasha Hamilton. Lezi zifundo ziqhutshwa owayengumqeqeshi womuntu siqu e - RAF. 