<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Kwakumelwe ukuba babonise umoya wobunye ngaphambi kokuba isabelomali sakusasa siphawule ukuphela okungekho emthethweni kwalesi sibopho. Kodwa uDavid Cameron noNick Clegg babebukeka njengabadlali be-Armagedoni njengoba babedlula emhubheni omnyama begqoke amajazi e-orange acwebile. Womabili la madoda ashesha ukufuna udumo ngokwenyuka okukhulu komholo omncane, kodwa ngemva kokumamatheka kunokuhlukana okujulile mayelana nokuthi yikuphi ukuncishiswa kwentela okuzomenyezelwa uGeorge Osborne kusasa. Skrolela phansi ukuze ubone ividiyo. Ingabe i-Armagedoni? UNick Clegg wesibili kwesobunxele noDavid Cameron kwesokudla bashintshanisa iDowning Street nomhubhe ongaphansi komhlaba ukuze bavakashele iBudget. Begqoke ama-overall ansundu okhanyayo lapho bevakashele iCrossrail, abaholi beqembu babebukeka sengathi bakulingisa ifilimu yango-1998 edlalwa nguBruce Willis noBen Affleck. Ekujuleni kwenhlekelele ye-eurozone ngo-2011, uVince Cable waxwayisa ngesimo se-Armagedoni uma imali eyodwa iwa. Kodwa uhulumeni unethemba lokwethula isithombe esikhuthazayo kuleli sonto, ethi ubuyisele umnotho waseBrithani emgqeni. Kulindeleke ukuba isabelomali sakusasa sihlanganise isithembiso sokwehliswa kwentela kubantu abahola kancane nabahola kancane, imali eyengeziwe yokunakekela impilo yengqondo nenkululeko yabantu abathatha umhlalaphansi yokuguqula impesheni yabo ibe yimali yesikhathi esisodwa. Namuhla uMnu. Cameron noMnu. Clegg benze isimemezelo esihlangene ngokunyuswa komholo omncane. Egqoke amajazi e-orange acwebezelayo lapho evakashele eCrossrail, ayebukeka sengathi ayesembonini yefilimu yango-1998 eyayihlanganisa uBruce Willis noBen Affleck. UMnuz Cameron unethemba lokusebenzisa lo Mthethosivivinywa ukuze akhuthaze amaTories ukuba ahole okhethweni ngaphambi kokhetho ngoMeyi 7. Izinga labafundi lizokhuphuka kakhulu ngo-57p lisuke ku-2.73 ngehora liye ku-3.30 - 50p ngaphezu kwalokho okwakunconywe iKhomishana Engazimele Yamaholo Aphansi. ONgqongqoshe bathi ukwenyuka okuncane okuhlongozwayo kwenani labafundi abaqeqeshwayo kwehlulekile ukubonisa imizamo yokuthuthukisa isimo sezinye izindlela zokuqeqeshelwa umsebenzi njengendlela yokuthola imisebenzi ekhokhelwa kahle - futhi kweqa izincomo okwesibili eminyakeni emithathu. UMnuz Cameron noMnuz Clegg bahlangana nabafundi abasebenza emsebenzini omkhulu...  <response>: UNdunankulu kanye nesekela lakhe badla ama-overalls aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ngokuvakashela eCrossrail. Isimo sokungena emhubheni sasifana nesebhayisikobho yenhlekelele i - Armageddon. Ngo-1998 ifilimu edlala uBruce Willis yabonisa abavukuzi abathunyelwe ukuyobhubhisa i-asteroid. 