<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Umqeqeshi weChelsea uJose Mourinho ugcizelela ukuthi akazisoli ngokulwa kwakhe nabahluleli kule sizini. Umqeqeshi weBlues ubelokhu eveza imibono yakhe ngokuphathwa kweChelsea yizikhulu, waze wathi kukhona umkhankaso wokulwa neqembu laseStamford Bridge. Ngasekuqaleni kwaleli sonto iklabhu yathatha isinyathelo esingajwayelekile sokuthumela i-athikili kuwebhusayithi yabo esemthethweni ethi banikezwe inani eliphansi ngokungajwayelekile lezijeziso kule sizini - ezimbili kuphela kuPremier League. UJose Mourinho usekele isimangalo sewebhusayithi yeqembu sokuthi bathola inani eliphansi ngokungajwayelekile lezinhlawulo. UJose Mourinho uhlezi eduze kukaNemanja Matic ukuze abuke u-Eden Hazard ekuqeqesheni ngoLwesihlanu ntambama. UMourinho usexabane nezikhulu izikhathi eziningana kule sizini, ethi kunomkhankaso wokulwa neqembu lakhe. Izinkanyezi zeChelsea zenza isithombe ngaphambi kohambo lwazo oluya eHull njengoba zinethemba lokukhulisa ukuhola kwazo phezulu etafuleni. UJuan Cuadrado ugijima nebhola, elandelwa u-Eden Hazard, njengoba i-Chelsea ibivivinywa ngoLwesihlanu. UGary Cahill ugcina uMatic, okwadingeka athole ikhadi elibomvu ngokumelene neBurnley okwabangela omunye wemibhikisho kaMourinho. Isihlokose-penalty puzzle sishicilelwe kuleli sonto kuwebhusayithi esemthethweni yeChelsea. I-Chelsea yathukuthela ngempelasonto edlule ngokwenqaba kukasomabhi uMike Dean ukunikeza uBranislav Ivanovic isigwebo. Unompempe uDean kwadingeka ukuba enze izinqumo ezinzima emdlalweni weChelsea neSouthampton kodwa wazenza ngendlela efanele. Chofoza LAPHA ukuze ufunde lokho umbhali omkhulu wezemidlalo uMartin Samuel akusho lapho ekhuluma ngalesi sihloko ekhasini lakhe ngenyanga edlule. UMourinho uyavuma ukuthi akazange abe ngemuva kwalesi sihloko - kodwa wagcizelela ukuthi akazange abe nemicabango emibili ngesimo sakhe ngokumelene nabahluleli kule sizini. Ingabe ngangazi ngesihloko? Cha, ngingumqeqeshi weqembu lokuqala nje, kusho lo mPortuguese, ohlangothini lwakhe olubheke iHull ngeSonto. Angizisoli neze lapho ngikhuluma ngemizwa yami, angiyithwali, imiphumela. Ingabe ngamangala lapho ngibona lesi sihloko? Cha, angifuni. Ingabe ngangicabanga ukuthi kunemibono eqinile? Cha, angifuni. Hhayi kimi. Angicabangi ukuthi umbhali uzothola umklomelo we-Pulitzer ngo...  <response>: I-Chelsea yayishicilele isihloko esicaphuna inanieliphansi ngokungajwayelekilelezinhlawulo. UJose Mourinho uthi lesi sihlokosasihlosile futhi ugcizelela ukuthi akanayo i-ajenda UMourinho uphinde athi isihloko sisengumjaho wamahhashi amahlanu neChelsea ethandwayo. I-Chelsea izodlala neHull ngeSonto ntambama. CHOFOZA LAPHA ukuze uthole izindaba zakamuva zeqembu leChelsea. 