<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: UMBONO WENKOSI - kaQuentin Letts. Enye yezimfihlakalo ezinkulu zesintu - futhi ngiqonde ukuthi isintu - kungenzeka isixazululekile. Ososayensi baseKings College London baye balinganisa izitho zobulili ezingu - 15 000 emazweni angu - 16. Lo msebenzi uye wabenza bakwazi, ngemva kokufaka okutholakele kuma-computer, benza ukulungiswa kwezibalo okushaqisayo, bephenduphenduka izinkinobho futhi beqhekeka emagrafu, ukumemezela usayizi ojwayelekile we-chips undercarriage. Lokho, kuye kwacatshangwa ukuthi kunencazelo engokwengqondo. Ngokusobala, thina madoda mancane amathuba okuba siphazamiseke ngenxa yokushiyeka kwethu. UQuentin uthi isithombe sikaMichelangelo sangekhulu le-16 sikaDavid onqunu esithombeni, kwesinye isikhathi singaba umthombo wokuzijabulisa ngokuba ngumgqugquzeli Asikaze sitshelwe ngemininingwane yokuphuma nokungena, uma lokho kuyigama, lalo msebenzi womhlaba wonke. Lolu cwaningo lwalufuna okungenani ukufundwa okubili okunye kube sekhululekile, okunye kube sekuma ukuze kuqashelwe ngokuthuthumela kusampuli ngayinye enhle. Ingqondo iyashaqeka. Ingabe izisebenzi zaselabhorethri ezazithatha idatha zazingabantu abanesizungu, abaneminyaka ephakathi ubudala ezikhuluma ngendlela evamile ka-E. L. Wisty umqambi owazi konke womhlaziyi uPeter Cook? Noma ingabe kwakungabesifazane abanamabele amakhulu, abanamazinyo amakhulu namehlo akhulayo? Zazinembe kangakanani izilinganiso ezathathwa? Yiziphi izinsimbi ezazisetshenziswa izintambo zesikole, izilinganiso ze-tape, ama-laser micrometer noma ouch amakhaza, ama-calipers ezimboni? Njengoba sikhuluma ngakho, ukuthi, ngezilimi ezingu-16, ungasho kanjani ukuthi Ngiyaxolisa ukuphazamisa usuku lwakho olumatasa, monsieur, kodwa ungangivumela yini ukuba wehlise amakhabethe akho ukuze umsizi wami othukuthele uMiss Droop akwazi ukubhekana nesithukuthezi sikayihlo? Kodwa ake sibuyele eziphethweni. UDkt. uDavid Veale, indoda enomzimba omuhle eyahola odokotela bengqondo baseKings, umemezele ukuthi ubude obujwayelekile besitho sobulili esimi ngomumo bungamasentimitha angu-5.16. Ngokuvamile, kuzwakala kakhulu ngamasentimitha aseZwekazini 13.12 cm. Lesi sibalo sincipha sibe ngu-3.6 lapho ilungu lisesimweni sokuphumula. Uma singakwazi ukubeka lokhu kumongo, uhlamvu lukaSue Townsend lomfana wesikole onamachashazi u-Adrian Mole...  <response>: Ososayensi baseKings College balinganisa izitho zobulili ezingu-15 000 emazweni angu-16. Lokhu kwabenza bakwazi ukumemezela usayizi ojwayelekile wephasela lendoda. Lapha, uQuentin Letts unikeza uhlangothi lwabesilisa lwendaba. 