<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Uma uRoy weRovers ebuya njengomvikeli, ubezoba ngumuntu waseBrazil osebenza ngokugcwele onezinwele ezisebenza ngogesi, onabalandeli be-Instagram abayizigidi ezingu-6.5 futhi ababiza bonke ngokuthi geezers. Le nkanyezi entsha yamahlaya yayizothola i-header emangalisayo ngokumelene neqembu layo langaphambili, igubhe nge-slide yokukhala kwamadolo, ihlasele nomuntu omubi wabaphikisi u-Diego Costa futhi iqede umzabalazo onqobayo, ixhawula izandla nabasebenzi basemhlabeni ngaphambi kokuphuma kwe-adventure yakhe elandelayo. Inkinga yababhali besikrini, uma bekopisha impilo nezikhathi zikaDavid Luiz, ukuthi bebengeke bazi ukuthi uDavid Luiz uzokwenzani ngokulandelayo, ngakho-ke yiliphi ithuba abaphikisi noma abadlali beqembu lakhe abanalo? UDavid Luiz ugxuma ngenjabulo ngemuva kokuthi i-bullet header yakhe iphoqe umdlalo ukuba ufike esikhathini esengeziwe ngoLwesithathu ebusuku. ULuiz ugubha ukunqoba nabalingani beqembu uThiago Motta kwesokudla noMaxwell ngesikhathi somcibisholo wokugcina Lapho ulindele ukuba uLuiz abe ngumsulwa, usuke elandela inkazimulo, lapho ulindele ukuba abe ngumsulwa, uvele kungazi ukuthi uzoba ngumsulwa. Ehlulwa ngo-7-0 emdlalweni wamanqamu weNdebe Yomhlaba, usakholelwa ukuthi angabuyisa igoli. Mhlawumbe umzuzwana. Ubani owaziyo? I-hat-trick. Ngaleso sikhathi yaphela ngo 7-1 futhi umsebenzi wokuhlola womuntu oyedwa waphuka, washiya izikhala ngemuva kwakhe ukuze iqembu laseJalimane lizisebenzise. Ingabe kwakuyoshintsha indlela yakhe yokwenza izinto? Yiqiniso, akunjalo. Ngisho nangobusuku bangoLwesithathu, lapho iParis Saint-Germain idonsa ngo-2-2 neChelsea kusasele imizuzu embalwa futhi isilungele ukudlula ngamadoda ayi-10 emigomweni yokuhambela, uvele ngakwesokudla ukuqoqa ibhola futhi agcine ubunikazi. ULuiz ubuka ngokukhungatheka njengoba iJalimane igubha elinye lamagoli ayo ayisikhombisa emidlalweni yokugcina yeNdebe yoMhlaba yasehlobo eledlule. Ungumvikeli obheka ukuvikela njengomsebenzi wesikhashana. Kwakukhathaza kakhulu uLaurent Blanc, umvikeli ophakathi owawina iNdebe yoMhlaba ngama-caps angama-97, okusikisela ukuthi uyazi kancane ngokuvikela, ukuthi wadlala uLuiz maphakathi nenkambu emdlalweni wokuqala, enabalandeli ababili abaphakathi ngemuva kwakhe ukuze bamvikele. Wayesebuyele emuva emidlalweni emine eyalandela futhi, uma kusebenza, kuyasebenza...  <response>: UDavid Luiz wadlala njengoba i-PSG ikhiphe i-Chelsea ku-Champions League. ULuiz ufake igoli lokulinganisa ngesibhamu esiboshwe ngekhanda ukuphoqa umdlalo ukuba udlulele esikhathini esengeziwe. I-Chelsea ivume ukuthengiswa kukaLuiz ku-PSG ngo- 50million ehlobo eledlule. ULuiz wagubha ngokwedlulele naphezu kokudlala ekhaya lakhe langaphambili eStamford Bridge. ULuiz uthi uyaxolisa ngokugubha ngemuva kokushaya igoli neChelsea. CHOFOZA LAPHA ukuze uthole izindaba zakamuva zeChelsea kanye nokuphendula ngoLwesithathu ebusuku. 