<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Kungenzeka ukuthi ulimele okwamanje, kodwa uRobin van Persie wabona uhlangothi oluhle lokungakwazi ukudlala njengoba wasebenzisa usuku lwangoMgqibelo ukuze aye eManchester. Umgadli waseDashi ubonwe ehambahamba emigwaqweni yedolobha, ngaphambi kokuya e-nightclub ebizwa nge-LIV enkabeni yedolobha - okuvunywa ukuthi kungenzeka kungabi yiklabhu enegama elihle kakhulu lomgadli weRed Devils ozoya kuyo. Liyibha lapho ibhodlela le-champagne lingabiza khona imali efinyelela ku-700, kodwa usengathola i-cocktail ngemali engaphansi kwe-tenner - intengo engaphezu kokunengqondo kumuntu othola iholo lePremier League. URobin van Persie wayemomotheka njengoba ayephuma eManchester ngoMgqibelo ebusuku. Umgadli weRed Devils oneminyaka engu-31 ubudala ubengekho emdlalweni njengoba okwamanje engekho emdlalweni ngenxa yokulimala. Waya ekilabhini ebizwa ngokuthi i-LIV enkabeni yedolobha laseManchester ngoMgqibelo ebusuku. Akumangalisi ukuthi uVan Persie akazange ahlanganiswe nanoma yibaphi abadlali beqembu lakhe, njengoba iManchester United ibhekene nomdlalo omkhulu neTottenham ngeSonto. Lo mdlali oneminyaka engu-31 ubudala ubesesimweni esingathandeki kule sizini, futhi akakaze adlale selokhu alimala ngoFebhuwari ngesikhathi behlulwa ngo 2-1 eSwansea. Phakathi naleso sikhathi, umphathi wakhe uLouis van Gaal, uye wenqaba ukumisa usuku lokubuya kwakhe. UVan Persie akakaze adlale selokhu alimala ngesikhathi behlulwa yiSwansea ngo 2-1 ngenyanga edlule. ULouis van Gaal ubelokhu enqikaza ukubeka eceleni ukubuya komgadli wakhe eqenjini lokuqala. Umqeqeshi weManchester United uVan Gaal ubingelela umlingani wakhe waseNetherlands uVan Persie ngokumelene neWest Ham ngenyanga edlule. U Van Persie usemnyangweni wezokwelapha futhi udinga ukuthatha isinyathelo sokuya emnyangweni wezobuchwepheshe, kusho uVan Gaal. Uhlale eqeqeshwa kodwa umnyango wezokwelapha nawo uyisayensi yezemidlalo ngakho uqeqeshwa ngaphakathi, hhayi ngaphandle enkundleni. Ngisho nalapho esenkundleni, usemnyangweni wezokwelapha. Uyobe esedlulela emnyangweni wezobuchwepheshe bese siba nenqubo lapho engena ekukhetheni kwethu nasezitimeleni.  <response>: URobin van Persie ulibangise eManchester edolobheni. Umgadli weManchester United oneminyaka engu-31 ubudala ulimele kusukela ngenyanga edlule. Iqembu likaLouis van Gaal libhekene neTottenham e-Old Trafford ngeSonto. 