<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Kuwumsebenzi ongashukumisa ngisho nomuntu onomusa kakhulu ukuba aqhume ngokuthuka kwamazwi angcolile kaMalcolm Tucker izikhathi eziningi ngosuku. Uma ungakwazi ukubhekana nokukhungatheka okungapheli, ungalokothi ungenele umsebenzi wokuqeqesha - kuyophula inhliziyo yakho futhi kukuthumele engxenyeni ye-twist. Ngokwesibonelo, cabanga ngokuhlangenwe nakho kukaVern Cotter izolo. Uzikhethele iqembu lakhe labangu - 15 ukuba libhekane neNgilandi eTwickenham, isivivinyo esinzima kunazo zonke kulo mkhankaso weZizwe Eziyisithupha okhathazayo. UVern Cotter ubhekene nezikhathi ezinzima, njengoba u-Alex Dunbar elimele ngaphambi komdlalo wangoMgqibelo. Umqeqeshi uCotter uthe isikhungo esineminyaka engu-24 ubudala uDunbar sidlale indima ebalulekile eScotland XV. Wayebukele abafana bevivinya izinyathelo zabo esimisweni sokugcina sokuziqeqesha ngaphambi kokuthatha indiza eya eLondon ngesikhathi sokudla kwasemini, lapho u-Alex Dunbar - engenabo abanye abadlali abaseduze - eshintsha indlela abese ewela phansi. Ngokungazelelwe omunye wabantu bakhe abakhulu, ibhola elibhubhisayo ekuhlaseleni nebhere ekuvikeleni, akasekho nje kuphela emdlalweni wasekuseni weCalcutta Cup, kodwa nakulo lonke lesizini - mhlawumbe kuhlanganise neNdebe yoMhlaba. UStern Vern kumelwe asuke ekumemezeleni imiyalo aye ekutholeni induduzo kumuntu osemusha obhekene nokugwetshwa izinyanga eziyisithupha e-rehab. Uma engazange akholelwe ku-voodoo, ama-hoodoos, ama-juju nama-jinxes ngaphambi kokuba athathe umsebenzi waseScotland... Siyiqembu elingatholi izinto kalula, kusho uCotter, ebukeka ethuke kakhulu ngokuguquka kwezenzakalo. Lesi esinye isibonelo salokho. Kuyinto engase yenzeke noma nini, yebo. Ngizokunikeza isibonelo. Ukuqeqeshwa ngoLwesine lapho ngangiphethe eClermont, sasesiqedile, ngase ngishaya ikhwelo lami. UWesley Fofana noJason White babegijima, behleka, uWesley uhlasela uJason futhi aphule umlenze wakhe. Ngeshwa, lezi yizinto nje ezenzeka. Isimemezelo sikaCotter sokuthi iqembu lingase lisondelane ngokulahlekelwa ngokungazelelwe uDunbar - abalingani bakhe eqenjini bashukumiseleka ukuba banqobele iGipper, ngomqondo ongokomfanekiso - siyaqondakala. Akusizi muntu ukuqala ukuklebhula indwangu nokukhala ngenxa yokungabikho komdlali oyedwa, noma kunjalo...  <response>: UVern Cotter uyenqaba ukuzidabukela ngemva kwezinkinga zokulimala. Umqeqeshi waseScotland uyavuma ukuthi ukulimala okungajwayelekile kungaba yingxenye yomdlalo. Kodwa u - Alex Dunbar uyobe eyilahleko enkulu eScotland uma bebhekene neNgilandi. 