<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Ngineminyaka engu-33 ubudala futhi sengineminyaka ecishe ibe mine ngingashadile. Iningi labangane bami liyasikisela, lisikisela noma lithi yiphutha lami ngokuba ongajulile, okhethayo futhi othambekele ekuthandeni abafana ababi. Ngisebenzisa i-Tinder, uhlelo lokusebenza lokuthandana oluhambisana nocansi olungahleliwe, ukuze ngihlangane namadoda akhangayo ahlangabezana nezindinganiso zami eziphakeme. U-Yvette Caster, 33, wayeseneminyaka emine engashadile, ngaphambi kokuba anqume ukwenza ucwaningo lapho athinta khona wonke amadoda kuTinder isonto lonke. Kuyindlela enhle yokuhlunga labo obakhangayo - mane uswayiphe uye kwesobunxele futhi ngeke bakwazi ngisho nokuthumela umyalezo. Uma ubathanda ushwipha ngakwesokudla, futhi uma nabo bezizwa ngendlela efanayo, ungaxoxa nabo. Isikhathi esiningi ngibheka umuntu oyedwa kwabangama-50 - abaningi badala kakhulu abangaphezu kuka-35, bancane kakhulu abangaphansi kuka-25, banesithukuthezi kakhulu ngokwezokuzijabulisa, bathanda amaphathi kakhulu noma bamane nje babi kakhulu. Kodwa, ngemva kokuba omunye umngane engimangalele ngokuthi ngingumuntu okhethayo, nganquma ukubona ukuthi bekuyokwenzekani uma ngishayela kwesokudla kuwo WONKE amadoda akuTinder isonto lonke. Nakhu okwenzeka. NgeSonto. Usuku lokuqala lubi kakhulu. Emizuzwini embalwa nje ngishintshele ngqo kumuntu onama-tattoo asuka ekhanda aye ezinyaweni, indoda enezingane zayo ezintathu nenqwaba yamadoda athukuthele emabhulukwe. Ngemva kwehora ngikhathele, ngicindezelekile futhi sengivule amasango okukhukhula kubantu abangu-80, iningi labo lingabafuni. NgoMsombuluko. Ngivuka ngo-6:30 ekuseni ukuze ngigqolozele indoda ebukeka njengombulali ongenacala, umlingisi kaRicky Gervais kanye nama-logo amaningi ebhola ungafaka noma yisiphi isithombe njengesithombe sephrofayela yakho. Khona-ke kuvela umyalezo ovela kuTinder. Baye baqaphela ukuthi ngiyashesha ukushaya futhi angikwazi ukuthanda enye indoda amahora angu-24 alandelayo. Kungani kufanele ngifune? Sengivele ngithole ukufana okungu-43 nemiyalezo eyisikhombisa ngaphambi kuka-9 ekuseni. Ngemva kosuku lokuqala lokushayela kwesokudla kuwo wonke amadoda, intatheli yaseLondon yahlangana nemidlalo engu-43 nemiyalezo eyisikhombisa, yonke ngaphambi kuka-9 ekuseni. NgoLwesibili. Nginezigijimi ezivela emadodeni angu-22 futhi ngixoxa nawo wonke ukuze ngigweme ukukhetha kakhulu. Iqiniso lokuthi bafuna ukukhuluma nami liyisambulo. Ngokuvamile ngithola imiyalezo evela emadodeni amabili ngesonto, okungenani. Kulaba abangu-22, kunabambalwa abanentshisekelo kodwa iningi labo livela eNice,...  <response>: Intatheli yaseLondon, u-Yvette Caster, ibilokhu ingashadile iminyaka emine. Ngaphambi kwalokhu kuhlolwa, abangane bakhe babemtshele ukuthi unenkani kakhulu. Le ntokazi eneminyaka engu-33 ubudala yaphenduka isuka ekutholeni imiyalezo evela emadodeni amabili ngesonto, yaya kwayishumi nambili. Ekupheleni kwalelo sonto wayesenemidlalo engu - 69 futhi esephumelele izikhathi ezintathu. 