<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Kumelwe ukuba kwakunguJames Milner, akunjalo? Le ndoda esivele inomlando ezinkundleni zokuxhumana ivuke namhlanje ekuseni yazithola, futhi, iyisihloko esingahlosile sokuhleka emhlabeni wonke lapho i-video yayo ishaywa nguLionel Messi ngaphambi kokugingqika ngokungafanele e-Nou Camp isakazeka kabanzi. Emagcekeni uPep Guardiola wafaka izandla zakhe ebusweni bakhe ngenkathi phezulu ebhokisini lamazwana uGary Neville wakubiza ngokuthi ngokwedelela. UJames Milner kwesokudla uzama ukubopha uLionel Messi ngesikhathi iManchester City iphuma e-Europe. I-akhawunti kaMilner ye-Twitter ethi Boring James Milner iye yaqoqa abalandeli abangaphezu kuka-389 000. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi umngane wakhe weqembu uFernandinho wabhekana nesiphetho esifanayo ezinsukwini ezimbalwa ngaphambili, kwakuhlekisa ngoba kwakunguMilner. UMilner onesisindo esihlanzekile, okhuluma ngokuqondile waseYorkshire wazala i-akhawunti ye-twitter ye-parody boringmilner ukubalwa kokugcina kwabalandeli abangu-389 000. UMilner esihlekisa ngaye ngoba uyisiphikiso sakho konke esikushoyo ukuthi siyakwenyanya ngabadlali bebhola. Awekho amaphathi aphuza kakhulu ebusuku, ama-kiss-and-tells angcolile noma imigqa yokuthululela amathoyizi nabaphathi ongababona lapha. Ngeshwa, uMilner uzokhunjulwa njengesisulu sobuhlakani bukaMessi eNou Camp. Umphathi waseNetherlands uRuud Gullit wathatha i-Twitter wabe esenezela: OMG. UMessi wenza uMilner waduma Umdlali wasesiswini waseBolton owayebolekisiwe uBarry Bannan wabhala ukuthi uMessi akayena umuntu ngemuva kwamakhono akhe ahlekisayo. Iphuzu elalivela kulokhu kuhleka laliqondile - umNgisi onokhahlo wayevezwa umqeqeshi wase-Argentina onekhono futhi wayengenalo ngempela ilungelo lokuba seqenjini elifanayo. Kodwa ubani onjalo? Ababaningi emhlabeni ababengaphila noMessi njengoba ayedansa futhi ehamba olwandle oluluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ngoLwesithathu ebusuku. Ngezinye izikhathi kwakubonakala sengathi wayedlala umdlalo ohlukile. Kwakungeyena uMilner kuphela owenziwa ukuba abonakale eyisiwula. UMessi wayesesimweni esihle kakhulu, ekhiqiza i-nutmeg engakholeki eyadonsela umoya omningi emhlabeni webhola. Umgcini wezinhloso waseStoke City uJack Butland wavumelana noGary Neville, e-tweeting ngibuka umdlalo ngivule imilenze yami Umgadli wase-Argentina ushiya uMilner phansi ngemuva kokudlula...  <response>: IManchester City yehlulekile ukufinyelela kuma-quarter-finals e-Champions League. UJames Milner wahlazeka ngenxa ye-nutmeg evela kuLionel Messi waseBarcelona. I-Twitter isabele ngokungenasihe ngokuhlekisa ngeqembu laseNgilandi. UManuel Pellegrini ugcizelela ukuthi kungaba nzima ukuthola umdlaliopheleleukwedlula yena. UMilner usayine isivumelwano esisha - iLiverpool ne-Arsenal banesithakazelo. UMessi ushaya uJames Milner futhi amshiye ngemuva CHOFOZA LAPHA ukuze uthole zonke izindaba zakamuva zeManchester City. 