<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Lona umuntu owachitha iminyaka emibili ezulazula e-UK efuna iphayi eliphelele. Umlobi uMartin Tarbuck, waseWigan, eLancashire, wafaka iminwe yakhe enanini eliphelele lamakhekhe angu-314 ekufuneni kwakhe okungcono kakhulu izwe elikwazi ukukunikeza. Lo muntu oneminyaka engu-41 ubudala wahlulela ikhekhe ngalinye ngokwezindlela eziningi ezibalulekile - umthengisi, indawo, ukuthenga, indawo, ukubhaka, ukwethula, ukupakisha, ukunambitheka, intengo, nezingxenye - njengengxenye yocwaningo lwakhe lwencwadi ekhuluma ngamapayi aseBrithani. Skrolela phansi ukuze ubone ividiyo. UMartin Tarbuck wadla ama-pie angu-314 phakathi nezinsuku ezingu-700 ukuze athole amakhekhe amahle kakhulu aseBrithani. Iphayi lenyama namazambane elivela kubakhi bezinkwa baseCumbria laphakama phambili eshadini, kanti uMartin walichaza ngokuthi lithambile kunengelosi ekhalayo olimini lwakho. Umlobi othanda amakhekhe wathi: Ngezinye izikhathi ngiyafuna ikhekhe, ngezinye izikhathi ikhekhe liyangithola. Ngezinye izikhathi kuba isincomo sesitolo, ngezinye izikhathi ngivele ngivakashele idolobha elithile ukuze ngibone ukuthi linani. Abantu, amadolobhana, amadolobha nezifunda bayaziqhenya ngamapayi abo futhi bathanda ukwenza nokudla ukuhlukahluka kwabo kwezifunda. Kwakuwukudla kwami okuyisisekelo izinsuku ezingu-700, nakuba ngangikulungele ukukushintsha kancane ngenxa yocwaningo. Kwakukhona namakhekhe, ama-steak pie, ukudla kwasekuseni, kanye namakhekhe enkukhu namakhowe. Umnqobi omklomelo wamehlisa ngo-1.15 kwabakwaGreens Bakery and Confectioners eBarrow, eCumbria, futhi wanikezwa amaphuzu angu-61 athokozisayo. Incwadi kaMartin Tarbuck ethi Life of Pies. Lapho ibukeza, le ndoda eyayinengane eyodwa yathi: Yilokhu ebengilokhu ngikufuna! Ngaphandle akubukeki kumangalisa kodwa uma sengikuvulile ngisala ngimangele ukuthi bakupakisha kanjani konke. Izingqimba zezingqimba eziwugqinsi lwe-spud zanda njenge-concertina. Kubukeka njengenye yalezo zinhlamvu zemali eziwela embukisweni lapho ama-parachute ehlehlela khona. Ukuphelela okuphelele kokubhaka. Ngithandana nomuntu. Uthando lomuntu oneminyaka engu-41 ubudala ngamaphayi luvela edolobheni lakubo - ngokusobala inhloko-dolobha yase-UK. Kuwumsebenzi womuntu waseWigan ukunambitha amapayi amaningi ngangokunokwenzeka emhlabeni wonke, esho. Emashumini amaningi eminyaka izindawo ezinkulu...  <response>: Umbhali uMartin Tarbuck wadla ama-pie angu-314 ngesikhathi enza ucwaningo ngencwadi yakhe. Amapayi amahle kakhulu aseBrithani avela e-Greens Bakery and Confectioners eCumbria. Amakhekhe ngokwethula, intengo, iphakethe, ingxenye kanye nokwethula. 