<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: UNick Clegg uye wabekwa ekudleni okuyimfihlo ukuze anciphise umzimba ngaphambi kokhetho. Abasizi baqala ukufihla amakhekhe kumholi weLib Dem ukuze amvimbe ekutholeni amakhilogremu ngaphambi kosuku lokuvota. Ama-calorie counters ayimfihlo aye aba nempumelelo enkulu kangangokuthi uye wanconywa ngesimo sakhe esisha esincane, nakuba bevuma ukuthi abazi ukuthi yini ayidlayo ekhaya. Skrolela phansi ukuze ubone ividiyo. Umholi weLib Dem uNick Clegg udunyisiwe ezinsukwini ezedlule ngesibalo sakhe esincanyana, ngokungafani nesibindi sakhe sezombusazwe esibonwe ngaphambili ku-Coalition kwesokudla uMnu Clegg akayona eyokuqala kwezombusazwe ukuzama ukuqina njengoba usuku lokuvota lusondela. Kodwa wayengase abe ngowokuqala ongazange azi ngisho nokuthi umbuso onempilo wawuphoqelelwe. Esikhathini esedlule uye wazama ukuzilolonga ngokuvivinya umzimba, efunda isibhakela nokudlala ithenisi okucatshangwa ukuthi kuyamsiza ukuba alulame. Kodwa izikhulu ehhovisi lakhe laseWhitehall zaqala ukukhathazeka ngokuthanda kwakhe amakhekhe phakathi nemihlangano. Omunye umthombo wathi: Lapho uyiPhini Likandunankulu unikezwa izinkomishi eziningi zetiye. Ukufinyelela kwakho kumabhisikidi kunomusa kakhulu. Ngakho abeluleki bakhe bavimbela ama-hobnobs, ama-digestive namabhisikidi etiye anothe ehhovisi lakhe, futhi bathi kuye kwaba nemiphumela emangalisayo. Engxoxweni eyadlula ngesonto eledlule, kwaphawulwa ngesimo sakhe sokuncipha. I-Evening Standard yaseLondon yaphawula indlela uMnu. uClegg avumela ngayo isudi yakhe yebhizinisi ukuba ivuleke emoyeni, eveza umuntu osemusha ongenaso isibonakaliso sokuwohloka kweWhitehall. Kuyaqondakala ukuthi uMnuz Clegg manje usemukela ukuvinjelwa kwamabhisikidi phakathi namahora okusebenza, kodwa akucaci ukuthi unamathela yini emithethweni ubusuku nemini. Azikho amakhekhe ehhovisi, kodwa ubani owaziyo ukuthi yini ayitholayo ekhaya, kusho umthombo. Amabhisikidi avinjelwe ehhovisi leSekela likaNdunankulu eWhitehall esithombeni ukuvimbela uMnuz Clegg ekutholeni amakhilogremu ngesikhathi semihlangano. Uyekile ukudla isinkwa, njengengxenye yomzabalazo wakhe omkhulu wokushisekela izwe ngokulwa nesisindo sakhe. Ulahlekelwa amakhilogremu ngokudla okungu-5: 2, lapho ezila khona ukudla izinsuku ezimbili isonto ngalinye. Wake waqhosha ngokuthi imfihlo yakhe...  <response>: Abasebenzi baseWhitehall bavimbela amabhisikidi emibuthanweni yomholi weLib Dem. Njengoba enguSekela likaNdunankulu uhlinzekwa itiye namabhisikidi amaningi, kusho imithombo. Useye waqaphela isidingo sokugwema ukunambitheka okumnandi ngaphambi kokhetho. UClegg useke wasebenzisa ithenisi, i-kickboxing kanye nokugwedla ukuze abe sesimweni esihle. UCameron, u-Osborne noBoris bonke baye balwa nesisindo sabo ehhovisi. 