<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Isidla-abantu esiyingozi esizulazula eDowning Street! Lapho sihlolisisa, kwavela ukuthi kwakungumethuli we-ITV uSusanna Reid owayexoxa noma kunalokho edla uNdunankulu ngesidlo sasekuseni. Flap flap. Ukuqhaqhazela Ama-eyelashes kaReid ayeshaya njengezimpiko zezimvemvane ezivaleleke efasiteleni. Wakhothama waze waba nezindebe ezibuhlungu ukwedlula ezikaLouis Armstrong ngemva kobusuku obuchithwe e-toots. Khona-ke waluma ipeni lakhe grrr! Izithunzi zikaLiz Hurley kwenye yezingxenye zakhe zama-vampire asehlathini. O Nkulunkulu wami ukuxoxisana ngezombusazwe kuye kwahamba ibanga elide kusukela ngesikhathi sikaSir Robin Day nesibopho sakhe se-bowtie. Ukusakazwa kwasekuseni izolo, ngokungenhloso, kwakuyihlaya eliphakeme kakhulu. Liqinisekisa ukuthi uNksz. Reid uyindlalifa kaKenny Everett ongasekho. Skrolela phansi ukuze ubone ividiyo. UMnu. uCameron udla ukudla kwasemini okusheshayo okune-sardine nemayonnaise ekhishini lesimanje efulethini lakhe eliseDowning Street. Isiqandisi sesitayela saseMelika sigcwele izithombe zomkhaya nezinhlamvu ezinamandla kazibuthe kuyilapho emashalofini kunengqikithi yezinkomishi namapani acwebezelayo. Wayeneqhawe elalibizwa ngokuthi uCupid Stunt, unodoli we-TV okhangayo owayezophakamisa wonke umhlane wakhe usuke esihlalweni lapho ewela izinyawo. U- Cupid wayevame ukukhala ngokuthi konke kwakwenziwa ngokunambitheka okuhle kakhulu. O, Susanna, sizokwenza intombazane Windmill kuwe okwamanje. Kulokho kukhangisa kukaScarlett noRhett okubonisa wena noNdunankulu, wawungumnikazi wakhe, sthandwa. Futhi kamuva amehlo akho amancane ayengeke ahlambalaze isikhangiso se-Andrex. Sizophetha ngokuthi uMnu. uCameron, usemkhankasweni wokukhangisa. Nabanye abaholi beqembu. Kuphela abagibeli bemikhumbi abaneminwe esheshayo kulezi zinsuku abangagwema intukuthelo entsha ngokumelene nokunambitheka kosopolitiki abaphezulu. Ukuhlanza: UNdunankulu usesiqandisini sakhe enenkomishi yewayini. Kunelinye ibhodlela ebhentshini. Indawo yokugcina ukudla igcina amafutha omnqumo, izinongo futhi - ngokumangalisayo - lokho okubonakala kuyisaladi. Umsebenzi kaNdunankulu awupheli: ukubhekana nemisebenzi yakhe yamaphepha phakathi kwamabhulashi okuxubha amazinyo ezingane, ishubhu lomuthi wokuxubha amazinyo nephakethe le-Weetabix. AbakwaMilibands, uNkk. noMnu. onamaqhinga, bavela ezindabeni ze-BBC ngolunye usuku...  <response>: UDavid Cameron wavuma ukuba kufakwe ikhamera emzimbeni wakhe ukuze aqoshwe. Kwasenza sabona ukuthi kwakunjani ukuba nguNdunankulu kuNombolo 10. Amafilimu ambona eluma imayonnaise esikhwameni futhi enza amasardadi ku-toast. Lapho evula isiqandisi sabona amabhodlela ambalwa ewayini. Uxoxiswane ekhaya nguSusanna Reid we-ITV izolo ekuseni. 