<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: CNN Umqashi ocebile ubuyela ehhotela lakhe ngemva kosuku olunzima lomsebenzi futhi akatholi isidlo sakusihlwa esishisayo etafuleni. Uyaqhuma, uhlasela ngokusolwa umuntu ongaphansi kwakhe oseduze kakhulu ongase abekwe icala. Phakathi nezinsuku ezimbalwa, abantu abacishe babe yisigidi esisodwa basayina isicelo sokuba angalahlekelwa umsebenzi wakhe, kuyilapho ukumiswa kohlelo lwe-TV alwethulayo kulahlekisela i-BBC ababukeli abayizigidi ezine. Kungani le ndoda ithandwa kangaka kangangokuthi ingase isolwe ngokuxhaphaza izisebenzi zayo ingasaphathwa eyamalungu ezinye izinhlanga nezizwe futhi ibonakale ingajeziswa ngalokhu? UJeremy Clarkson, oyisigebengu esiphikelelayo, ubonakala ejabulela ukuphila okuthakazelisayo. Kodwa, njengoba i-BBC manje ihlola ikusasa lakhe, ingabe ekugcineni inhlanhla yakhe isiphelile? Ayikho indlela. UClarkson, njengabantu abaningi abadumile, ubona isitoko sakhe sikhula njalo lapho kuphakama impikiswano. Yonke into eyenziwa ngokungakhathali ibonakala ihloselwe ukukhulisa isithunzi sakhe nokwandisa ukuhlonishwa kwakhe phakathi kwabalandeli bakhe abashisekayo. Isigameko esithi Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, esabona igama elithi N likhishwa - whoops, ngabe ngikuzwile ngempela engikuzwile? - sasenzelwe ukufeza umphumela ofanele: okucasula ngokwanele ukudala ukukhala kokuphikisa, kodwa okuncane ngokwanele ukuba abalandeli bakhe bamvikele, bekhala ngokuthi ukusabela ngokweqile nokuthi isiphepho esitsheni. Kamuva umethuli waxolisa, ethi imizamo yakhe yokufihla igama eliyisihlamba ayizange ibe mihle ngokwanele. Kulesi senzakalo sakamuva, ingabe kwakungumkhiqizi ohluphekile owafaka isikhalazo, noma, njengabo bonke abantu abavamile abashaywe isibhakela ebusweni yisigebengu, owafaka icala emaphoyiseni endawo? Cha, kwakungekho omunye ngaphandle kukaClarkson owazinikela ngokuzithandela enhlanganweni. Qhubeka, ungixoshe, kubonakala sengathi wayesho kanjalo, lapho etshela intatheli ukuthi ukuxoshwa kwakhe kuyeza, akunjalo? Ake sibone ukuthi umphakathi wami owuthandayo uthanda kanjani lokho. OwayenguNdunankulu wase-Italy uSilvio Berlusconi nomqeqeshi weChelsea uJose Mourinho, njengoClarkson, bangongoti abanolwazi ekuzichazeni bona noma iqembu labo njengezisulu, ngisho nalapho bebonakala benakho konke ngaphandle kwesikhundla sezinkanyezi. Baye...  <response>: I-Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson kuthiwa yashaya umkhiqizi, okwenza i-BBC yakhansela ukusakazwa kohlelo. UClarkson, njengabantu abaningi abadumile, ubona isitoko sakhe sikhula ngokuphikisana ngakunye, kusho uDavid Giles. UGiles uthi uClarkson useqinisekisiwe kakade ukuthi ngeke afe, enezela ngokuthi njengabo bonke osaziwayo - umethuli wezinhlelo usebenza njengomthombo wobunkulunkulu. 