<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Indoda eyodwa iyodwa ngeke isindise ikhilikithi yaseNgilandi. Indaba kaKevin Pietersen iyi-goodun, egcwele intukuthelo, izintambo nobuzenzisi. Kodwa uma kuqhubeka isikhathi eside, siyokuthambekela kancane ekuhlaziyeni lokho ngempela okuhlupha umdlalo wethu. INgilandi ngeke iwine noma ilahlekelwe i-Ashes ngesisekelo sokuthi uPietersen uyabuya yini. Phela, azikho izibonelo eziningi zokuthi uchungechunge lweTest lunqotshwe ngumdlali oyedwa: UHarold Larwood wayedinga uBill Voce ngesikhathi seBodyline, u-Ian Botham wayedinga uBob Willis ngo-1981, uMitchell Johnson wayedinga uBrad Haddin ngo-2013-14. Futhi uPietersen oneminyaka engu-35 ubudala akunakwenzeka ukuba abe kunoma iyiphi yalezi zigaba. Uma ebuya, singase okwesikhashana senze abantu abaningi bakhulume ngekhilikithi; angase akhiqize umlingo othile ukuze aqambe amanga ngobudala bakhe; abagxeki bakaPaul Downton bangase bazizwe belungile; cishe ngokuqinisekile kuyoba mnandi kakhulu. UKevin Pietersen ubukisa ngesitayela sakhe sokugunda izinwele esisha endleleni eya eFox Sports studio ngoLwesibili. Lesi yisimo esingcono kakhulu. Kodwa masingenzi sengathi kungaxazulula okuningi. Ikhilikithi laseNgilandi belilokhu libuswa uhlelo olungaphelele ngokuphelele, oluthikamezwa ukwesaba inguquko. Ngezinye izikhathi siye sicele ukuba kwenziwe umbiko obalulekile, osenza sibe nomuzwa wokuthi kunentuthuko eyenziwayo. Kodwa ukuphazamiseka okujabulisayo kubaluleke ngendlela efanayo emphefumulweni womthandi wekhilikithi waseNgilandi: kusho ukuthi singakwazi ukuzithiba ekuzihloleni. Kusukela ekudlalweni kwe-WGs nge-Comptons knee kuze kufike ku-Bothams extra-curriculars kanye nama-tweet e-KPs, umdlalo wethu ubulokhu wamukela ngokuthula umbukiso ojabulisayo, ononya, i-tittle-tattle ye-tabloid ukuze ulinganise ukuhlanzeka kwephepha elibanzi. Nokho uma lo mdlalo uncipha ezinyangeni ezizayo ube uchungechunge lwezindaba zokuthi-uzophumelela yini noma cha ngekusasa lomdlali oneminyaka emibili kuphela esele ezingeni eliphakeme, khona-ke siyobe senza umdlalo ube mubi. Ngithemba ukuthi uPietersen uzongibonisa ukuthi nginephutha. Uma ebuyela emidlalweni yamazwe ngamazwe, ngithemba ukuthi uzothola amaphuzu amaningi okudlala ama-Test hundreds futhi asinikeze sonke okuthile esingakuhalalisela ngakho. Injongo yalesi sihloko akukhona ukucasula uPietersen. UPietersen uhlose ukukhumbula iNgilandi...  <response>: UKevin Pietersen kungenzeka abuyele emncintiswaneni wokubuyela eNgilandi. Kodwa umshayi webhola ophikisanayo ngeke awine i-Ashes eyedwa kuleli hlobo. UPeter Moores unenkinga enkulu kakhulu ngokuhlasela kweNgilandi ngama-bowling. UJames Anderson, uStuart Broad, uSteven Finn nabanye bayimbangela yokukhathazeka. 