<prompt> Fingqa isihloko: Inkanyezi ye-NCAA ye-basketball yabamba inkantolo ngoLwesithathu - kodwa hhayi ngenxa yamakhono ayo okusingatha ibhola. UNigel Hayes, oneminyaka engu-20 ubudala, umgadli wonyaka wesibili weWisconsin Badgers, wahlala phansi ngasese ukuze abe khona engqungqutheleni yabezindaba eyayisakazwa kuthelevishini eStaples Center eLos Angeles nabanye abadlali ababili. Kodwa ehluleka ukuqaphela ukuthi imakrofoni isasebenza, lo mdlali wezemidlalo ongu-6ft 7in wahlebela ozakwabo eqenjini ngokuzwakalayo ethi Nkulunkulu muhle ngemuva kokubona uDebra Bollman oneminyaka engu-43 ubudala - oyisithenografi se-ASAP Sports - esixukwini. Indodakazi yalona wesifazane yathola amahlaya kulolu daba, ibhala kuTwitter; Sengisebenze iminyaka eminingi ukuze ngikwazi ukuphumela obala futhi umama ubizwa ngokuthi muhle ngumdlali webhasikidi kanti u-Extra uyashayela ucingo... uthini? Inkanyezi yezemidlalo: UNigel Hayes, umgadli wonyaka wesibili weWisconsin Badgers, wahlala phansi ngasese ukuze abe khona engqungqutheleni yabezindaba eStaples Center eLos Angeles nabanye abadlali ababili. Kuboshwe ngekhamera: Kodwa ehluleka ukubona ukuthi imakrofoni ivuliwe, lo mdlali wancenga umlingani wakhe Nkulunkulu muhle ngemuva kokubona uDebra Bollman kwesobunxele oneminyaka engu-43 - umlobi we-ASAP Sports. Niyezwa yini? Njengoba izilaleli zaqala ukuhleka, ngokushesha uHayes waqaphela ukuthi wayezwakele. Sekuyiminyaka ngisebenza ukuze ngiphume lapho futhi umama ubizwa ngokuthi muhle ngumdlali we-basketball kusho indodakazi yalona wesifazane uSophia ngenhla ngokuhlekisa. Nikuzwile lokho? wahleka isixuku ngaphambi kokubeka ikhanda lakhe ezandleni zakhe. Kulungile sizoyivulela imibuzo! isikhulumi sabe sesisho ngokuhleka, sizama ukuqhubekisela izinto phambili. UBollman, waseRiverside, eCalifornia, ngokusobala uye wasondelwa abezindaba ngemva kokukhonjwa nguHayes. USophia ngenhla waphinde waphawula ukuthi uhlelo lwethelevishini i - Extra lwalumshayela ucingo ukuze lixoxe nonina. UHayes wafaka ikhanda lakhe ezandleni zakhe ngenxa yamahloni. UHayes, owakhulela eToledo, e-Ohio, usanda kubangela umsindo omkhulu kumakrofoni muva nje, evivinya abalobi bokubhala ngeqhinga...  <response>: UNigel Hayes, oneminyaka engu-20 ubudala, owayengumdlali wasenkulumweni yesibili weWisconsin Badgers, wahlala phansi ukuze abe khona engqungqutheleni yabezindaba eStaples Center eLos Angeles. Umdlali webhola lezinyawo eziyisithupha nesikhombisa wehluleka ukubona ukuthi imakrofoni isasebenza wase ephimisela kakhulu kumlingani wakhe Nkulunkulu muhle ngemuva kokubona intatheli. Izilaleli zaqala ukuhleka ngemva kokweqa umthetho. Sekuyiminyaka ngisebenza ukuze ngiphume lapho futhi umama ubizwa ngokuthi muhle ngumdlali we-basketball kusho indodakazi yalo wesifazane uSophia ngokuhlekisa. UHayes, owakhulela eToledo, e-Ohio, usanda kubangela umsindo omkhulu kumakrofoni, evivinya abalobi bamagama ngamagama ayisiphukuphuku anjengokuthi cattywampus, anti-disestablishmentarianism nelithisoliloquy UHayes kanye ne-Badgers babhekene ne-North Carolina Tar Heels emidlalweni eyishumi nesithupha ngoLwesine ebusuku futhi banqoba. 