def keelhaul(rest):
	"Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing)"
	keelee = rest
	karma.Karma.store.change(keelee, -1)
	return (
		"/me straps %s to a dirty rope, tosses 'em overboard and pulls "
		"with great speed. Yarrr!" % keelee)
Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing)