and then for "mount st. helens is feeling crazy and adventurous"?
"mount st. helens is feeling" should be some kind of Bbmaj9. "crazy" should be something like Csus2 over A. Somewhere near "zy and", the bass should go to D, which makes it something like D7sus4 or maybe D9sus4, also known as C over D. "adventurous" is some kind of Gmaj9.