help i'm non-binary and i went into a gendered washroom at work to clean it and i knocked on the door first and that's when you'd normally yell "hey [male/female] staff entering" to whomever the occupants might be but just as i began to open my mouth to speak i realized i am neither of those and i guess i panicked and i ended up yelling "IT'S-A ME!" in a super mario voice so expressive it cracked. before i send myself into exile over this, do you have any suggestions for antarctic punishments i can give myself
you should be getting an award, not punishment