how could I  possibly cope with public anxiety and awkwardness?? it's hella serious and choking me but nobody barely notices so it's really my own insecurity which i can't deal with
if you'd stop to notice for a moment how awkward everyone else is, you'd realize it's actually a competitive game going on here, whoever is the most awkward wins. prize is a golden statue of a person in a chair, not sitting, they are standing in the chair