Personally, I feel like ever since I got deep into creative writing, I've been giving wittier and more descriptive responses in conversations with my friends and family, just by writing characters who say witty and descriptive responses.  Whether it's real or I'm just thinking it is, digging in and just making stuff is great for my confidence and motivation, and I have you to thank for a lot of the initial inspiration. I hope the technological transformation ends up as good as you hope it will be!
holy smokes, you are very friendly