Good morning, my name is Mr. Important and I work for The Big Record Company. We would like to sign you to our label. You may continue doing what you're doing and how you're doing it, but if you give us all the money you make, we will give you the honor and privilege of saying you work for us. As an added bonus, we will put our logo on the corner of all your videos. Please get in touch with us so we can sign you as soon as possible.
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