Hypothetically, if someone accidentally got wedged under the bed while reaching for a macadamia nut that "got away", and could only reach the laptop sitting on the nightstand opened to the question section of billwurtz.com and typed a message using nothing but his big toe, the protein of a single tree nut and pure adrenaline, how would you advise he escape the situation? I'm asking for a friend.
use the internet to contact emergency services