i was walking home and some dude in the passenger seat of a passing car threw an egg at me really hard. it smashed on my thigh and left a pretty gnarly bruise. also got raw egg all over my favourite jeans. the driver sped away before i could get a look at the license plate. i'm really mad still. what can i do to feel better so this doesn't ruin my evening
it may ruin today's evening, but you should know that it will brighten up many other evenings in the future, when you tell the story