If Santa is always watching you to see if you've been naughty or nice, and god is always watching to see if you'll get into heaven or hell... do you think they work in cahoots? Like maybe santa takes one hemisphere, god the other and they report back to eachother? Instead of them both watching everyone in the world, wouldn't it be a smart business strategy to each take half and share the load?
yes, that's the same strategy that nsa and gchq use. except they watch each other's territory instead because it seems more legal that way