 1.9.20  5:57 pm i don't understand your answer here at all and it's bothering me. would you mind ruining the joke by explaining this whole leg room situation?
if someone says 'waffles or pancakes', and nothing else, that is only a fragment of a question. they would need to say 'what' they are asking whether is pancakes or waffles. like if they showed me an item, and then said 'pancakes or waffles', then i would assumedly try to decide whether that item seems to be pancakes or waffles. Or, if they played me an audio sound, and then said 'pancakes or waffles', i would presumably be supposed to figure out if the sound is pancakes or waffles. When they say "pancakes or waffles", with absolutely no context, it presents a mostly impossible situation for me. so, given that the context is totally missing, sometimes rather than let the question hang frozen in contextlessness, i might make up my own context entirely, because they gave me absolutely nothing. so in this case, i made up the context as if the person was wondering which offered more leg room, pancakes or waffles, and also i made up the fact that the persons legs are quite small. so, in that way, i treated the horrible emptiness like a blank canvas. and i take blank canvases very seriously