Barter.asm
Yoshifanatic1_Donkey-Kong-Country-3-Disassembly/DKC3/TextBanks/English/Barter.asm

String00:
	db $04
	db "Well, good day to you,",$00
	db "XXXXX! How are you? The",$00
	db "name's Barter. Whoops!",$00
	db "Have you seen me washers?",$00

String01:
	db $03
	db "That posin' Funky fella",$00
	db "has been acting a bit",$00
	db "weird lately.",$00

String02:
	db $04
	db "I'd swear he's been working",$00
	db "on some super secret project.",$00
	db "But I reckon it's just",$00
	db "some silly pipe dream!",$00

String03:
	db $04
	db "I've been doing some home",$00
	db "improvements, but look at",$00
	db "the state of me! How will I",$00
	db "know when I'm clean?",$00

String04:
	db $03
	db "What a mess I must be in,",$00
	db "but what's the point of",$00
	db "worrying if you can't tell?",$00

String05:
	db $04
	db "Grubby? Well my hands might",$00
	db "be a bit dirty. But how do",$00
	db "I know you're not lying.",$00
	db "bout my face?",$00

String06:
	db $02
	db "Dirty!? I'd take a look in",$00
	db "a mirror if I were you.",$00

String07:
	db $04
	db "Is that a mirror? If it is,",$00
	db "could I possibly borrow it?",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00

String08:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN Why certainly!           ",$00

String09:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN Hands off, buster!       ",$00

String0A:
	db $04
	db "Thanks for that, XXXXX.",$00
	db "Oh no! Look at the state of",$00
	db "me - I'm a wreck! Take this",$00
	db "wrench - I don't need it now.",$00

String0B:
	db $02
	db "Well... thank you very",$00
	db "much. Harrumph!",$00

String0C:
	db $04
	db "Hey, look at me now, XXXXX!",$00
	db "Don't ya think I'm looking",$00
	db "drop dead gorgeous? I'm a",$00
	db "lean, mean machine!",$00

String0D:
	db $04
	db "Hey, XXXXX, do you",$00
	db "want your mirror back?",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00

String0E:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN Well, it is mine!        ",$00

String0F:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN You can keep it.         ",$00

String10:
	db $02
	db "Okay, but I've got",$00
	db "a feeling you'll be back.",$00

String11:
	db $03
	db "Well if you want it back",$00
	db "then it's gonna cost ya.",$00
	db "That's right, 10 coins!",$00

String12:
	db $04
	db "Beauty doesn't come cheap",$00
	db "you know. Still want it?",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00

String13:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN Yes, you swindler!       ",$00

String14:
	db $04
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "",$00
	db "NN Take a hike, buster!     ",$00

String15:
	db $03
	db "Well, okay then - I was",$00
	db "getting bored of being",$00
	db "so neat and tidy.",$00

String16:
	db $03
	db "That's no way to talk",$00
	db "to somebody as good",$00
	db "looking as me.",$00

String17:
	db $02
	db "Hey, you cheatin' XXXXX,",$00
	db "what are you playing at?",$00

String18:
	db $03
	db "Awww, look at the state of me",$00
	db "again. As soon as I sold that",$00
	db "mirror, I fell into the pond!",$00

String19:
	db $03
	db "I thought you were supposed",$00
	db "to smash the mirror to get",$00
	db "bad luck - look at me!",$00
