I love your work.
How did you get so fat?
Well well well what do we have here?
You can’t see me!
Too Sweet.
C’mon son!
Say hello to my little friend!
Geronimo!
Here comes mongo!
He’s got a bicycle!
Just the tip.
Try it, you might like it.
Don’t play with your food, young man.
Congratulations ma’am it’s a boy!
Sorry but what’s your name again?
Hot stuff coming through!
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing...
How did you get started in the financial world?
I’m into mergers and acquisitions.
I have to go return some video tapes.
That’s a lovely suit.. Shame about the tie.
Hello, Police? Yeah it’s me again.
Who wants a tummy scratch?
That’s a lot of meatballs.
What a lovely wee fellow you are.
A vodka for me and a red wine for the lady.
Well I usually don’t partake but today I’ll make the exception.
I can’t feel my left leg.
Is a stabbing pain in your chest a bad sign?
I really shouldn’t have had seconds.
Strike three, you’re out!
I am the king, damnit!
Get out, all of you!
Be gone, dog.
On your knees, peasant.
That’s far too expensive.
Don’t touch that, it tickles.
Get away from that food!
May I recommend the soup?
Get off there, you’ll hurt yourself.
I think he went that way!
I don’t have any money I’m afraid.
How much do I owe you again?
Your mouth is writing checks that your ass can’t cash.
Put that down before you hurt someone.
Get rid of it, now!
Put it down, you’ve no idea where it’s been!
Rather spiffing, isn’t it?
You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Sing me a song, will you?
But where did they put all of it?
I saw it around here somewhere...
The dog must have gotten out.
Well I didn’t do it.
Sorry... I forgot!
What do you mean, anniversary?
Sorry but, I can’t marry you.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
Well now that’s the biggest I’ve ever seen!
Nice hat. Where did you get it?
Well I thought that was the last time... Evidently not.
I thought you were finished for sure
It’s been a few years, hasn’t it?
It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
All right, get down off that horse first though.
How much did he cost you?
I think I’m having a mid life crisis.
I want a new car.
That’s none of your business!
How dare you ask me that!
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.
You’re late.
Well it’s not yours to take.
How do you like them apples?
Beautiful little gun, isn’t it?
I hope you’re going to eat all of that now.
I seem to have misplaced my giraffe.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Here’s looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day.
Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
You talking to me?
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Bond. James Bond.
There’s no place like home.
I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
I’m walking here! I’m walking here!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I’ll have what she’s having.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I’ll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
If you build it, he will come.
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
We rob banks.
We’ll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Well, nobody’s perfect.
It’s alive! It’s alive!
Houston, we have a problem.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?
You had me at ‘hello.’
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
There’s no crying in baseball!
A boy’s best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.
Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
Say hello to my little friend!
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here’s Johnny!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!
No wire hangers, ever!
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I’m the king of the world!