loves animals
hates people
is afraid of shoes
is always falling asleep
can't count past 3
doesn't have bones
can't spell
runs fast
hates television
is afraid of clowns
is blind
is constantly in pain
can't physically feel anything
hates going on planes
is deathly afraid of driving
can't make eye contact
is perpetually lost
is addicted to candy
thinks the earth is flat
wants to go to space
has big dreams
is illiterate
doesn't believe in the internet
has never even heard of the internet
has never used the internet
thinks they can fly
eats paint every now and then
is colorblind
wants to be famous
thinks they're famous
is on the run from the law
has a 10 second memory
is obsessed with hair dye
thinks they're on a reality tv show
is deathly allergic to shellfish
loves folding laundry
knows nothing about sport
knows too much about tv shows
solves mysteries for fun
is in love with themselves
can't remember their own name
never met their real parents
gets bored easily
cries over nothing
swearing makes them cry
is obsessed with social media
is gradually gaining weight
is gradually getting lighter
is gradually losing strength
gravity is gradually increasing on
gravity is gradually decreasing on
is always under a storm cloud
is cursed
thinks magic is real
worships their own gods
thinks they are a god
thinks they're seeing Jesus in everything
is obsessive compulsive
is convinced they are the new messiah
thinks books and tv are real
wants to be in Die Hard
is needlessly collecting paper
is magnetized
has trouble paying attention
is very easily distracted
has selective hearing
is in love with themselves
Always walks backwards
Loves antiquing on the weekends
Doesn't have any hobbies
Is obsessed with collecting hair
Doesn't know what race they are
Is a sore loser
Is obsessed with self help books
Is in love with the other improvisers
Thinks they're classier than they really are
Thinks they're classy but really is trashy
Is a tree hugger
is a vegetarian
is a carnivore
gets increasingly suspicious of the other improvisers
Hears voices in their head
is disgusted by the other improvisers
Uncontrollably switches gender
thinks everyone around them is an imposter
thinks everyone around them is an alien
is gradually getting older
is gradually getting younger
thinks everything they say is hilarious
is obsessed with checking the others' teeth
is trying to pickpocket the other improvisers
Uncontrollably time travels themselves and everyone
Is disgusted by everything in the scene
Switches accents every 30 seconds uncontrollably
Goes in and out of being blind uncontrollably
is on the run from the cops
is always trying to correct the others' sentences
pronounces common words incorrectly
is a cannibal
is fascinated by everything around them
is thrilled by trivial things
is offended by trivial things
doesn't believe in science
reads too deeply into things the others' say
wants to fight everybody
is getting gradually drunker
is really enthusiastic about their Scottish heritage
gets turned on by danger
has a lot of attitude
thinks they're auditioning for a television show
thinks they're auditioning for a movie
throws a tantrum over nothing
is providing sports style commentary over the scene
is still learning to walk
is possessed by a demon
treats the other improvisers like their children
is training for a boxing match
was raised by wolves
thinks they're filming a commercial
is constantly picking up after the other improvisers
is moving in slow motion
hates their downstairs neighbor
thinks they're performing in a talent show
is trying to rescue the other performers from a fire
is constantly mimicking the other improvisers' actions
is a teenage rebel
thinks they can talk to animals
is moody
is trying to hitch a ride somewhere
keeps asking the others for a piggyback ride
is trying to hide the fact that they've just pooped themselves
hears voices and argues with the voices in their head
is having their life flash before their very eyes
practices voodooism on the other improvisers
can't get off the phone for any reason
is talking about the others as though they were on a nature documentary
thinks they are on an olympic synchronized swimming team
must be touching another of the improvisers at all times or they will die
thinks the ghost of Evel Knievel is possessing them
is mad with their own sense of power
is overrun with their own sense of smugness
has a crippling fear of cameras
is just happy to be here
is in a boat that's just sprung a leak
is overly competitive over mundane things
is in the process of faking their own death for insurance
just lost their life savings at roulette
puffs up like a puffer fish when threatened
is desperate to sell the other improvisers broken appliances
is a huge fan of dogfighting
can't bear to stand in natural light
is suspicious of the other improvisers' genders
thinks god is angry with them
is trying to make a phone call through to god
has never had their first kiss
switches between being claustrophobic and agoraphobic
is trying to sneak alcohol out of their parents liquor cabinet
is trying to rob the other improvisers
found a wallet and is trying to locate the original owner
is eagerly awaiting their honeymoon
moonlights as a rodeo clown
believes that all humans actually evolved from fish
is on their last week of freedom before prison
has been shipwrecked for years
is desperate to get married by any means necessary
wants to get married for citizenship
is desperate to restyle the others' hair
is slowly defrosting
just landed on earth and is learning about human behavior
aggressively asks the others for money
thinks they deserve the role/job of the other improvisers
panics over the slightest thing
can't move while the other improvisers are looking at them
is constantly trying to upstage the others
is the bodyguard of one of the other improvisers, will do anything to keep them "safe" from the others
is really irritating to watch a movie with
has a split personality
walks around like Bambi on ice
thinks they're here for a magazine shoot
thinks they're the fashion police
knows their significant other is home cheating on them
is trying to blend into the background
thinks they're a finalist in the Miss Universe pageant
is constantly nagging and undermining the others
is trying to turn one of the others against another
is suspicious that the others have turned on them
is trying to translate the others' speaking to their native (made up) language
has an insatiable appetite
it's their first day on the job and they have had no training
is still hypnotized from last night's stage show
is slowly going rabid
dies and then comes back to life midway through the scene
just can't seem to remember a tune they have in their head
feels like they are married to the other improvisers
is experiencing violent fluctuations in gravity
communicates through dance
is a little bit too trigger happy
is way too open about their personal problems
has found the diary of one of the other improvisers
is getting arrested