the other priorities on my relationship list were as follows : relationship list big 3 ( kudos to reesey ) godly handsome american less important but still important ( kudos to stacey ) drives a truck makes enough cash to fill multiple piggy banks good kisser wants kids honest , humble somewhat smart ( cant be like jerome wilson ) hot as h-e-double-hockey sticks can actually drive a car ( cant be like roger nash ) the list went on and on thanks to my two best friends in college , reesey sanchez and stacey monroe .