only my hand was on the book , see , and in doing that , he touched my hand , and i mustve jumped like a stray dog when you reach out to pet it , and he looked at me real startled like , and i looked at him , and i guess that was our moment , like they talk about in movies only our moment was him scaring the piss outta me , so i near left a puddle in the booth and him shocking me like with one of them taser guns the police got ol willie marshall with one saturday night when he got on a drunk an wouldnt stop screamin bout it werent closing time on account theyd just set the clocks back and hed got one more hour to get drunk ( as if the fool he werent drunk enough already ) , and finally officer wagner got fed up with talkin to the idjiot , and zapped him .