al ( 9:02:47 pm ) : first there 's the facts that you do not swim , ride a bike , fly a kite or celebrate christmas or even your birthday because it is to much work , wo n't boat , no pets ever , ( besides me ) you wo n't talk on the phone , mail letters , go to movies , dance , go to fairs , hug your dad , go to concerts ... atleast for a big sum of your life thus far ... . rbiii ( 9:02:57 pm ) : wait al ( 9:03:00 pm ) : wait , there 's more !