ill be sitting on a beach on some tropical island sipping something nice and cool topped off with an umbrella basking in the sun enjoying my fortune and lapping up the sympathy of every tender hearted female in a three mile radius for my poor , inconsolable broken heart after i had no choice but to put my beloved wife in an institution for her own safety -- top notch , of course , and all the best for her comfort , but my poor , bereaved heart just not able to take another day of seeing her there .