anyways , loopey 's a tall girl , with big ol hips i guess youd call her full figured , if you was being nice -- and a peaked nose like a ski slope and a bright cheery face and eyes that bulge big when she smiles so she looks a little bit ( well , a whole lot , if you want to know the truth ) like big bird ( cept without the feathers and being yellow and all ) , bless her heart , and its bad of me to say that , i know , but it the godawful truth .