we was home from church this one sonday and little reebecca -- thats my litle neece and i just love the bejesus out of her -- well she was sitting front of the tv watching tellatubbies and in comes my uncle gerald , and he stops so quick he 'd as like as fall over on his face and he stands for a minute his mouth hanging open and his eyes bugging wide and then he cries out like he 's just seen his prize she-dog ( i cant say the b word ) getting done by a stray runt , `` stop that ! ''